With arms waving, hands fluttering, voices in full shriek, the media will point and recoil from this so-called Weapon Of War.
Then they will call for congress to tax the manufacturer right out of business. (Boehner, being the submissive, servile eunuch, will, on barked command, drop trou, grab his flanks and assume the a tergo position with an attitude of total compliance.)
Does it have a threaded barrel? I love the bayonet and would pay money to watch some gangsta type shove it down the front of his trousers to look cool (yes, I have a sense of humor that is so sick it should probably be admitted to the ICU).
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