So I assume everyone has heard about the Notre Dame football player and the made up girlfriend. I’m afraid that’s going to increase suspicions about made up girlfriends everywhere. Luckily, I have nothing to worry about. As I’ve told you before, I had a t-shirt babe contest on my blog, and the winner, the hottest one of the contestants, ended up dating me and we totally hit it off and got married. And now we have a little daughter named Buttercup. What about that sounds made up? So I don’t know why anyone would doubt me on the story and keep asking for evidence which I keep telling you I’ll produce any day now.
Anyway, Harvey met her and can back me up on this. And Harvey is totally real too and the only reason you’ve never seen a picture of him is he’s a little camera shy.
I’m not on trial here! No further questions!