So Obama is going to give his last press conference of his first term today. It seems like Obama has done nothing but talk his first term, but now we get it one last time — before we get four more years of it.
Anyway, it’s supposed to be on the debt ceiling and gun control, so here’s the expected transcript:
I’m going to keep spending and spending and never stop and you can’t make me so just raise the debt ceiling! Come on, guys! Just do it! I want to spend some more!
And gimme all your guns! Well, I don’t mean all your guns; I know that’s not politically possible. So just the scary ones. Like the loud ones. Gimme ‘em! Eric Holder needs more guns to sell in Mexico.
Just realized: While I’m talking, I’m not spending. Gotta go!
Yay. Four more years.