People Can’t Steal Them, Then
The New York Police Department wants pharmacies in and around the city to fight prescription drug thefts by stocking pill bottles fitted with GPS tracking chips.
Or, how about this? You could tie them to big sticks like gas station restroom keys.
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January 23rd, 2013 at 8:11 am
Me thinks the thieves would learn quickly to “Ditch” the bottle, and keep the pills.
January 23rd, 2013 at 8:13 am
Appropriate for Viagra. Class, could there be other unweildy things that match the product?
January 23rd, 2013 at 8:30 am
how about giving them bottles full of C4? That would solve the problem much quicker. There would be red…stuff…everywhere, just like when they rob banks. Case closed.
It’s funny how us intelligent people immediately say “they’ll just ditch the bottle, DUH, especially when you ANNOUNCE you’re going to do it….and the people “in charge” don’t.
January 23rd, 2013 at 8:31 am
Better yet, have fake pills made of cyanide, here you go Mr criminal, this is a nice fresh batch, have fun.
January 23rd, 2013 at 9:16 am
Ditch the bottles, or wave them past a good magnet.
January 23rd, 2013 at 9:21 am
ATTENTION:
Our pill bottles have GPS trackers in them so don’t even think about robbing us.
Thank You
January 23rd, 2013 at 9:22 am
* You can request non-child proof bottles if your whiskey shakes make them difficult to open.
January 23rd, 2013 at 9:22 am
Just put up a “Robbing Free Zone” sign.
January 23rd, 2013 at 2:27 pm
What a stupid idea – GPS trackers.
Why not just put up a sign that the pharmacy is a “No Drug Theft” Zone? It’s a much cheaper way to solve the problem.
January 24th, 2013 at 10:04 am
Six months later: “I don’t understand: people still steal drugs! …and my last prescription was more expensive for some reason! Stupid Republicans!”