Comments on: People Can’t Steal Them, Then

By: Cyrus

Cyrus — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:04:02 +0000

Six months later: “I don’t understand: people still steal drugs! …and my last prescription was more expensive for some reason! Stupid Republicans!”

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:27:46 +0000

What a stupid idea – GPS trackers.

Why not just put up a sign that the pharmacy is a “No Drug Theft” Zone? It’s a much cheaper way to solve the problem.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:22:34 +0000

Just put up a “Robbing Free Zone” sign.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:22:17 +0000

* You can request non-child proof bottles if your whiskey shakes make them difficult to open.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:21:04 +0000

ATTENTION:

Our pill bottles have GPS trackers in them so don’t even think about robbing us.

Thank You

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:16:08 +0000

Ditch the bottles, or wave them past a good magnet.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:31:58 +0000

Better yet, have fake pills made of cyanide, here you go Mr criminal, this is a nice fresh batch, have fun.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:30:19 +0000

how about giving them bottles full of C4? That would solve the problem much quicker. There would be red…stuff…everywhere, just like when they rob banks. Case closed.

It’s funny how us intelligent people immediately say “they’ll just ditch the bottle, DUH, especially when you ANNOUNCE you’re going to do it….and the people “in charge” don’t.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:13:03 +0000

You could tie them to big sticks....

Appropriate for Viagra. Class, could there be other unweildy things that match the product?

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:11:10 +0000

Me thinks the thieves would learn quickly to “Ditch” the bottle, and keep the pills.