Random Thought: Missing Paycheck Money and Expensive Coins

Posted on January 7, 2013 9:32 am

If they make a trillion dollar coin and give it to Biden for safe-keeping that’s a great setup for a hilarious episode of the Obama presidency.

Biden’s plan: Make trillion dollar coin. Throw in wishing well and wish for balanced budget.

So what if my taxes go up 2%; I’ll possibly get a very small amount of money a long time in the future for that.

Good News: Taxes are only going on up on the rich.
More Good News: You’re rich!

I’m going to put “meet Allahpundit in person” on my bucket list. That means I’ll be immortal until I meet him.

#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek Because the possibility of Sandra Fluke accidentally reproducing was too great a threat.

An advantage of Alan Grayson being in Congress is he’ll be constantly under armed surveillance.

You know this trillion dollar coin idea is just going to end with with Biden getting it stuck in a vending machine.

I completely didn’t realize I stole the trillion dollar vending machine idea from the Simpsons – where I assume the Obama administration also got the coin idea.

The trillion dollar coin sounds like a good idea. On an unrelated note: Who wants to join me in planning an elaborate heist?

This whole “drive cycle” thing I have to do to pass an emissions test has to be one of the most annoying things ever devised.

How to do a proper drive cycle seems an almost mythical thing; no consensus on the internet on how to do it.

I was laughing at the Obama supporters disappointed their paychecks were smaller and then I got my paycheck :(

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5 Responses to “Random Thought: Missing Paycheck Money and Expensive Coins”

  1. Jimmy says:

    We need a vending machine that produces $5 worth of $20′s.

    Wait. That’s what the FED already does.

  2. Apostic says:

    I’m going to put “meet Allahpundit in person” on my bucket list. That means I’ll be immortal until I meet him.

    Fine. I’m going to put “Bang Christina Hendricks” on mine, which means I’ll outlive you. Maybe.

  3. Matt Musson says:

    Wiki United States Notes.

    The US Treasury has the power to print currency. In fact, it already has. They
    just have not done it lately.

  4. zzyzx says:

    Preventing Sandra Fluke from breeding is, as far as I’m concerned, a wise use of the tax payers dollars.

  5. Karen says:

    Among other things that the left has stolen from the Simpsons.

    “I object to you people using that word, that’s our word for making fun of you! We neeeed it!”

    — Homer Simpson, and also liberals objecting to the word ‘Nazi’ being applied to liberals.

    “How do you get out?” “We’ll dig our way out!” “No, dig up stupid!”

    — Simpsons, also liberals in congress discussing the debt.

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