Random Thoughts: Amnesty, Gore, and Frum

Posted on January 30, 2013 9:31 am

Why are trying to solve everything with amnesty now when we already solved everything with amnesty back in the 80s?

It’s okay that Al Gore made millions in oil money by selling his network to Al-Jazeera, because he bought hypocrisy offsets.

Compromise: Open all borders, remove all entitlements from government so more people don’t cost us money.

Oh, and you can’t get full citizenship until you prove Americaness by wrestling a grizzly bear.

With illegal immigration we have people breaking the law, getting all pissy about it, and acting like WE did something wrong.

If you want immigration reform, start with effusive apologies.

Oh, I thought I was supposed to “shove” my enemies. What the Bible is asking is much harder.

To tell if it’s an authentic photo of Obama holding a gun, look at his pants to see whether they’re wet or not.

I think Toure is great evidence towards the idea that society needs a bit more shame.

Why is anyone acting like David Frum is a serious person worth engaging? Are you all taking crazy pills?

“I’m going to tell conservatives how to do things, but first I’m going to alienate them so none of them will listen to me.”

Frum is basically Meghan McCain as a middle-aged man.

The Q4 report doesn’t really matter as Obama is done with the economy and has moved on to other issues he finds more interesting.

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10 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Amnesty, Gore, and Frum”

  1. AwesometificAmerican says:

    Compromise: Open all borders, remove all entitlements from government so more people don’t cost us money.

    This is why as Ambassador to the UN in a Frank J administration I would support an invasion and annexation of both Mexico and Canada. That way we would have plenty of natural resources and labor to exploit them. Plus if Mexico was already a part of the United States there would be no illegal immigration because they are already here. Plus we need the land to test our rocket launching dinosaurs.

    Is it legal? Don’t worry about it, I will make it legal.

  2. Harvey says:

    @1 – Is it legal? Yes, if we win (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E2%80%93American_War)

  3. Matt Musson says:

    “Open Borders or a Modern Welfare State. One or the other. Take your pick.
    You cannot have both.” Nobel Prize winning economist, Milton Friedman.

    That is exactly how we have to frame this debate. Let people know that if they
    choose open borders they choose to bankrupt Social Security and Medicaid. And,
    unemployment benefits will have to be cut or eliminated.

  4. Vaktatunnen says:

    David Frum? Ah yes, I seem to recall his brother John made it big in New Guinea. Capital chap.

  5. CarolyntheMommy says:

    You know Al Gore is just completely in the wrong when Al “Do you think it’s because you’re hot?” Lauer looks like a hard-hitting, serious journalist when he interviews you.

  6. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    …when ExpansiveAlGore was on Letterman last night did you notivce all the beach sand on him?
    People kept walking up to him and were seen trying to push him back into the ocean……….

  7. Son of Bob says:

    “With illegal immigration we have people breaking the law, getting all pissy about it, and acting like WE did something wrong.”

    Funny thing, I’m noticing that all those “people” are from the same country.

  8. Son of Bob says:

    “Why is anyone acting like David Frum is a serious person worth engaging? Are you all taking crazy pills?”

    Yes, you’ll notice those are the same people that refer to John McCain as a “prominent” Republican.

  9. storm1911 says:

    As a tax-paying legal born-here American citizen if I make a mistake filling out a tax form or firearm purchase form a group of heavily armed masked men will kick in my front door in the middle of the night, shoot my pets, and possibly kill me and my family. If I am a criminal alien illegally crossing the border to rip off benefits paid for by others I will be greeted with open arms and baskets of flowers. Got it democrats .Now I understand.

  10. Writer says:

    #1
    The first amnesty was in the 60′s. The joke is that these are the same arguments used the first two times.

    Why we should believe the DummyCraps when they promise to make the borders secure THE THIRD TIME?

    If we do, we have no standing to call them stupid!

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