Random Thoughts: Hyphenated

Posted on January 3, 2013 9:33 am

Andrew Sullivan has apparently finally realized that the Daily Beast is part of the Sarah Palin’s womb conspiracy.

When I think action I think the long-haired kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun.

Are hyphenated names a good idea? Won’t they grow exponentially in size generation to generation?

In a thousand years, we could have someone whose names consists of over a billion names hyphenated together.

if u dont want boehner to be speaker i could be speaker how much does it pay?

If a robot bites you, you become one.

So, in an “assault weapon,” the gun fires a bullet every time you pull the trigger. How else is gun supposed to operate?

Les Mis is okay, but I like the more soulful version, “The Miz”.

I haven’t been able to come up with a joke about Al Jazeera buying Al Gore’s Current TV; you can’t really improve on the premise.

If 12 years ago you told me the Dems prez candidate would make a network that would be sold to Al Jazeera, I’d say, “That makes sense.”

Actually, I wouldn’t know what Al Jazeera was 12 years ago.

We have to be careful making fun of Hilary Clinton’s ailments… but if it’s announced she now has amnesia, all bets are off.

So do we all need to write a thank you letter to George W. Bush for his tax cuts that are keeping us from another recession?

Got a new mouse for my computer. Instructions on it said: “It’s a mouse.”

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12 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Hyphenated”

  1. DamnCat says:

    mmmmm…mouse….

  2. Jimmy says:

    This list is more random than yesterday’s.

  3. Mxymaster says:

    I bought a Nerf gun so I could have a non-assault weapon.

  4. blarg says:

    Of course names will grow exponentially… haven’t you seen those movies whede a being from the future appears and when his present day sidekick asks his name he says “I could tell you, but you wouldn’t be able to say it…. Just call me Chuck”

  5. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Myxmaster: you’ll shoot your eye out. I’m going to have to take that Nerf.

  6. Son of Bob says:

    “When I think action I think the long-haired kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun.”

    Today, a redneck picking up a turtle is considered “Live action.” Today sucks.

  7. Ernie Loco says:

    Speaker of the House pays $224k/year, I think. Or something like that. And as has been pointed out on fringe blogs, the Speaker is not consitutionally required to be a member of the House, so you’ve got that going for you. If the Republicans wanted to put you in charge, I’d totally support that plan.

  8. calcpa says:

    Drudge Report already says Hilary”s illness has affected her memory.

  9. Dohtimes says:

    Loads of fun: Read those instructions out loud whenever Sarah walks by. Maybe not when she has a gun in hand though, unless it’s set on random trigger pull.

  10. Mike in OH says:

    I could support a “Fleming for SOTH” movement, as long as plenty of hippie punching in the House is guaranteed (not just of Democrats, either, but I’m sure your hands would be pretty sore after that task is complete).

  11. Bad Science says:

    “Are hyphenated names a good idea?” No, but they are a fine way to see if someone is to chicken to make a choice.

  12. Keln says:

    Drudge Report already says Hilary”s illness has affected her memory.

    For real, or was Drudge just reading my blog again?

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