Random Thoughts: Imaginary Gun Control and Girlfriends

Posted on January 17, 2013 9:50 am

When ranking importance of people in a country devoted to liberty, politicians should be at the very bottom.

Under the new law, if a guy shoots up a school with an illegal 12 rd magazine, what will happen to him?

“We need these new laws so the next time a school shooting happens, we can rest assured those guns were obtained illegally.”

“I am smirt president and will pass laws to make the loud bang bang things less scary to the children!”

When Cain killed Abel, God responded by banning rifles with telescoping stocks.

I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension beyond one guaranteed bowl of gruel a day.

assault weapon = assault rifle = high powered weapon = “gun I think looks scary”

Man, I hope no one starts looking into my whole “married with kids” story…

Seriously guys, I held a t-shirt babe contest on my blog and started dating the winner. And we got married and had a kid named Buttercup. That doesn’t sound made up, does it?

Man, thought I was just about ready to submit my novel manuscript and then I realized I have to write this stupid thing called a synopsis.

Instead of having to argue to idiots why you should have certain rights, you can just conspicuously cradle a loaded gun.

So what happens if you go to purchase a gun and your background check reveals you had an imaginary girlfriend?

Are ivory towers an actual thing? Seems like you’d have to kill a lot of elephants to make one.

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)

9 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Imaginary Gun Control and Girlfriends”

  1. DamnCat says:

    “I have to write this stupid thing called a synopsis.”

    1) Title page
    2) Dedication
    3) Bunch of awesome stuff happens
    4) The end

    You’re welcome!

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    So what happens if you go to purchase a gun and your background check reveals you had an imaginary girlfriend?

    You get to purchase an imaginary gun. Don’t ask me how I know this.

  3. CCO says:

    Well, if I read between the lines right, you rigged the contest to meet the girl, which is almost a trope, so maybe you did.

  4. CCO says:

    In real life, this AM I was annoyed that someone on TV couldn’t believe that someone else wasn’t as cynical as himself, and therefore couldn’t imagine that someone far from home could be so credulous and be deceived so very badly.

  5. Grand Larsen E. says:

    I got drunk on synopsis once. Peppermint. It’s a lot nastier coming back up.

  6. Jimmy says:

    I caught a synopsis once, but to make a long story short, it got away. It jumped right out of my boat!

  7. Son of Bob says:

    “I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension beyond one guaranteed bowl of gruel a day.”

    I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension. …there, I fixed it for you.

  8. Denise says:

    I didn’t know you could shoot someone with a 12 rd magazine. I always thought there had to be a gun attached. You learn something new every day.

  9. Dr. J. says:

    People in Ivory Towers should not throw elephants.

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>