When ranking importance of people in a country devoted to liberty, politicians should be at the very bottom.
Under the new law, if a guy shoots up a school with an illegal 12 rd magazine, what will happen to him?
“We need these new laws so the next time a school shooting happens, we can rest assured those guns were obtained illegally.”
“I am smirt president and will pass laws to make the loud bang bang things less scary to the children!”
When Cain killed Abel, God responded by banning rifles with telescoping stocks.
I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension beyond one guaranteed bowl of gruel a day.
assault weapon = assault rifle = high powered weapon = “gun I think looks scary”
Man, I hope no one starts looking into my whole “married with kids” story…
Seriously guys, I held a t-shirt babe contest on my blog and started dating the winner. And we got married and had a kid named Buttercup. That doesn’t sound made up, does it?
Man, thought I was just about ready to submit my novel manuscript and then I realized I have to write this stupid thing called a synopsis.
Instead of having to argue to idiots why you should have certain rights, you can just conspicuously cradle a loaded gun.
So what happens if you go to purchase a gun and your background check reveals you had an imaginary girlfriend?
Are ivory towers an actual thing? Seems like you’d have to kill a lot of elephants to make one.