Comments on: Random Thoughts: Imaginary Gun Control and Girlfriends

By: Dr. J.

Dr. J. — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:26:47 +0000

People in Ivory Towers should not throw elephants.

By: Denise

Denise — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:05:44 +0000

I didn’t know you could shoot someone with a 12 rd magazine. I always thought there had to be a gun attached. You learn something new every day.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:26:14 +0000

“I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension beyond one guaranteed bowl of gruel a day.”

I don’t see why elected officials should have a pension. …there, I fixed it for you.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:44:45 +0000

I caught a synopsis once, but to make a long story short, it got away. It jumped right out of my boat!

By: Grand Larsen E.

Grand Larsen E. — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:47:04 +0000

I got drunk on synopsis once. Peppermint. It’s a lot nastier coming back up.

By: CCO

CCO — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:45:52 +0000

In real life, this AM I was annoyed that someone on TV couldn’t believe that someone else wasn’t as cynical as himself, and therefore couldn’t imagine that someone far from home could be so credulous and be deceived so very badly.

By: CCO

CCO — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:41:47 +0000

Well, if I read between the lines right, you rigged the contest to meet the girl, which is almost a trope, so maybe you did.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:19:57 +0000

So what happens if you go to purchase a gun and your background check reveals you had an imaginary girlfriend?

You get to purchase an imaginary gun. Don’t ask me how I know this.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:59:14 +0000

“I have to write this stupid thing called a synopsis.”

1) Title page
2) Dedication
3) Bunch of awesome stuff happens
4) The end

You’re welcome!