Random Thoughts: Leftover Thoughts from Last Year

Posted on January 2, 2013 9:43 am

If you want common sense on guns, then you need to admit gun free zones only help mass shootings.

It’s time to make people for gun control answer for the blood on their hands.

I’m not sure armed guards at every school is workable. Just get rid of gun free zones where you don’t have TSA type measures to enforce it.

The NRA proposals are stupid and unworkable but still more realistic than anything so far from the gun control side.

How about, as American citizens, we all learn to be responsible with and carry guns like that militia things says in the 2nd Amendment?

The NRA idea is stupid. Let’s ban assault weapons so people are only shot with non-scary looking guns (unless the criminal gets a preban).

We have 40+ states with right to carry and they’re just fine with it. What’s the problem with just letting people carry everywhere?

I don’t get this idea that you’re fine with a gun at the supermarket or bank but a menace at a school or a post office.

Are the left not aware there are millions of ordinary citizens walking around with guns right now and the world isn’t ending?

We need to attack the idiocy of “gun free zones” that aren’t enforced with armed guards and metal detectors. It’s just so stupid.

Just to be clear on how rights work, we have a right to bear arms whether there is a 2nd Amendment or not.

So are the left scared that if police are in schools, the evil power of their guns will convince them to eventually shoot a child?

Let’s just stop pretending that our personal safety is primarily the responsibility of the government.

So are people freaking out about the NRA expecting the armed guards things to poll poorly?

Let’s just pass some useless gun control law and not talk about this again until the next school shooting.

Liberty is really freaking scary. Why’d we even try making a country around it in the first place?

I’m mainly a libertarian except when I’m not.

I don’t have the numbers on this, but I assume your kid is still much more likely to die in a car accident than a school shooting.

While we’re doing stuff about guns, is there anything we can do about how loud they are?

The Mayans correctly predicted there was going to be a December 21st, 2012.

They talk about “compassionate conservatism”, but doesn’t fact we have lots of guns and don’t wipe out liberals prove we’re compassionate?

Can’t we just do the common sense thing of curling into fetal positions and pretending guns don’t exist?

If you take my gun I’ll shoot you with my other gun.

I have a great line for the Republicans to use against Obama: “He’s trying to turn our capitalism into a lower case-ism.”

If you will never shop at a grocery store unless you can use a canvas bag for your groceries, then you’re sack-religious.

I thought gingerbread was the stale bread you feed the ginger stepchild you keep locked in the attic.

I’m for gun rights, but no one needs assault rifles. I’m for freedom of speech, but no one needs YouTube commenters.

It’s a mark of our nation’s civility that people have no fear of constantly pestering and insulting those with lots of guns.

The solution to more liberty is less liberty.

If Idaho wants a new Senator to replace Crapo, just a reminder that I live there, am over 30, and know how to vote yes and no on stuff.

U.S. Senator sounds like the cushiest job in existence. You could literally train a dog to do it and it pays a couple 100 grand.

BTW, it’s pronounced CRAY-Po. I bet a few of you are getting that wrong.

As Senator, I just want to be honest about how corrupt and influenced by special interests I’ll probably be.

Anyway, just want to be on the radar if our governor Butch Otter (yeah, that’s his actual name) is looking for someone.

The reason gun confiscation wouldn’t work is that the people they’d be trying to take guns from have guns.

Why doesn’t Netflix streaming just have a Christmas movie section?

The Netflix site is horrible for trying to browse for things you might actually want to watch. They really need to work on that.

I don’t know if patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel anymore, but the first one is definitely claims of racism.

Hillary Clinton is mutating.

We’re over the cliff and we’re flying! FLYING! Flying downwards! Bwahahaha!

“Federal government self-destruct initiated. You have one week to enter in override code.”

So which of the deals will make us magically afford everything?

House GOP unable to vote on bill as they’ve all been admitted to the hospital for concussion blood clots.

For any of these plans to help with the deficit, it’s not the GOP they need to compromise but reality.

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7 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Leftover Thoughts from Last Year”

  1. DamnCat says:

    “The Netflix site it is horrible for trying to browse for things you might actually want to watch. They really need to work on that.”

    That’s better.

  2. DamnCat says:

    “Hillary Clinton is mutating.”

    Just about anything would be an improvement.

  3. fnord says:

    It’s a mark of our nation’s civility that people have no fear of constantly pestering and insulting those with lots of guns.

    Puts me in mind of ‘The Dark Knight’

    “So you maintain that the owner of the company spends his nights beating the crimanals of Gotham to a bloody pulp, and your plan is to blackmail this man.”

  4. Iowa Jim says:

    If Idaho wants a new Senator to replace Crapo, just a reminder that I live there, am over 30, and know how to vote yes and no on stuff.

    Have you had the brain surgery that removes the areas that make you a mature, responsible adult? That’s a requirement to be a member of Congress.

  5. CTCompromise says:

    If Idaho wants a new Senator to replace Crapo, just a reminder that I live there, am over 30, and know how to vote yes and no on stuff.

    But, can you vote “Present”..meaning (in Chicago terms) – whoever wants my vote better give me the best present?

  6. Jimmy says:

    Tour de Force.

  7. burt says:

    Our local TV station did an online survey to see how many supported allowing school teachers to carry guns. 90% thought they should be allowed…The other 10% thought they should be required to carry. Could be a part of the certification process, I suppose. All applicants looking for an education degree could be required to complete a gun safety course and qualify at least ‘sharpshooter’ on their chosen weapon.

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