Random Thoughts: More Gun and Trillions

Posted on January 9, 2013 9:42 am

If CNN wants a replacement for Piers Morgan, I can fake an English accent. Do they care if it’s cockney?

Mint a bunch of trillion dollar coins and give 3 to the elven kings, 7 to the dwarf lords, and 9 to mortal men to rule them all!

If you want to convince law-abiding gun owners you’re not going after their guns, pass your gun control along with national right to carry.

I don’t know much about Downton Abbey, but it sounds like definitive entry for “Stuff White People Like.”

Can I still dive for cover while firing two .45s or are they making that illegal?

In Idaho, a list of gun owners is also known as The Yellow Pages.

Lesson Learned: Gun owners need to fight very hard against any records being kept about them as that will be abused by fascist pricks.

Why don’t we compromise and mint a half trillion dollar coin made from electrum.

A kilogram is about twice as heavy as a mile.

Alex Jones is representative of the right because it’s pretty mainstream among us that Bush orchestrated 9/11.

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: More Gun and Trillions”

  1. Jonathan says:

    Umm, wouldn’t that be the White Pages? (I know, arcane references are hard to keep straight)

  2. Keln says:

    I thougt by “yellow pages” he meant cowardly servants. But why would you give your servants guns?

    Are white pages frightened servants then?

  3. hwuu says:

    Electrum doesn’t come up very much anymore. It would be a great name for a Metal band.

  4. tomg51 says:

    The only way to get guns out of peoples hands is to make something better readily available.

  5. Jimmy says:

    If you can’t find Electrum, try Ohmium. However, you might encounter some resistance to using it.

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Whatever they make the coin out of, Obama insists it be something that is hot enough to burn a hole in his pocket.

    In Chicago a list of gun owners is just some nice kids who started hanging out with the wrong crowd whose mamas know their son didn’t do that and besides he was home that night.

  7. 9vMojo says:

    mint $trillion coins from unobtainium! Brilliant!

  8. Jimmy says:

    The real question is, are we going to outlive these gun control idiots? Take a peek at Drudge.

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