If CNN wants a replacement for Piers Morgan, I can fake an English accent. Do they care if it’s cockney?
Mint a bunch of trillion dollar coins and give 3 to the elven kings, 7 to the dwarf lords, and 9 to mortal men to rule them all!
If you want to convince law-abiding gun owners you’re not going after their guns, pass your gun control along with national right to carry.
I don’t know much about Downton Abbey, but it sounds like definitive entry for “Stuff White People Like.”
Can I still dive for cover while firing two .45s or are they making that illegal?
In Idaho, a list of gun owners is also known as The Yellow Pages.
Lesson Learned: Gun owners need to fight very hard against any records being kept about them as that will be abused by fascist pricks.
Why don’t we compromise and mint a half trillion dollar coin made from electrum.
A kilogram is about twice as heavy as a mile.
Alex Jones is representative of the right because it’s pretty mainstream among us that Bush orchestrated 9/11.