Resolutions for 2013

Posted on January 1, 2013 11:00 am

I hereby resolve to:

  • be tolerant of liberals
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors’ dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
  • be a role model for the children
  • compliment people more often
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
  • sprout wings and fly

I shall achieve them all with equal success! Happy New Year!

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10 Responses to “Resolutions for 2013”

  1. cc says:

    Love this!
    And the last one: Yes, we can fly! Indeed, we must fly to accomplish the saving of this country.

  2. Son of Bob says:

    “>> NOT be tolerant of liberals”

    There, I fixed it for you. You had a big typo.

  3. cc says:

    Son of Bob: That is good. When Mitch McConnell the other day said, Actually I’m a good friend of Harry Reid, I’m going down the hall to see him right now, he dropped 50 points in my “like” folder. We don’t WANT them to be our friends. They are mean. They are the enemy!

  4. CTCompromise says:

    “not make fun of yankees”

    Not even A-Rod !??! That’s will power !

  5. seanmahair says:

    One of my major resolutions is to “get my Give a Damn” fixed. Unfortunately I don’t give a *^U%$ so I’m doubtful it’s going to happen anytime soon.

  6. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    not make fun of yankees

    No…come the spring I plan to make even more fun of the Yankees every single time they come into Fenway…has anyone else seen what an absolutely gelatinous arsebulb Jeter has morphed into? Too easy.

  7. Jimmy says:

    seanamhair has “GAD’s disease.” That’s not as bad as full-blown “GAF,” however. Just remember, seanmahair, Rhett Butler had GAD’s and he did alright in the end. Wait, that was Hollywood.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    God Bless Bunkerhillbilly!

  9. Writer says:

    And remember:
    Not everyone that voted for Osama may be a cretin.

    Wait a minute, I have yet to meet one who wasn’t.
    I may have to rethink that one.

  10. CTCompromise says:

    @6 Bunkerhillbilly:
    I still give Jeter points for the class he showed to Johnny Peskey – and to the family of Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto (When he heard that her cousin mentioned in the eulogy that she was a Yankees fan and Derrick Jeter was her favorite player, he called the family and spoke with them-and was not happy that it got out to the press that he had.) As a member of Red Sox Nation, I do think that he is the ONLY class act in The Evil Empire. A-Rod, on the other side, does his best work when he is in the stands being fed popcorn by his “Babe who has the most paparazzi following them this Week.”

    Well, not even one day and I’ve blown 1 of Basil’s resolutions ! The other 9 should be even easier !!

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