RUR

Posted on January 4, 2013 9:00 am

I have always been fascinated by robots. I’d laugh at the silly robots from some of the early science fiction films I saw on TV, although I loved the Class M-3 Model B9, General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental Control Robot from Lost In Space.

I never thought of the Tin Woodsman from The Wizard of Oz as a robot, but I suppose he was. Maybe not. The chick in Metropolis was definitely a robot, though she didn’t look like it for most of the film.

The robots in a lot of Isaac Asimov’s stories and novels were always lots of fun to read about.

I even liked Johnny Five from Short Circuit — though the robot was cooler than the movie.

Of course, I had a Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots game when I was a kid.

I’m not sure what fascinated me about robots. Was it their near-human appearance that was both frightening and fascinating? Was it the idea that a robot could do work I didn’t want to do? Like Rosie from The Jetsons?

Not consciously, but maybe, in the back of my mind, that was there.

There has been an advancement in robotics. No, they haven’t turned a Roomba into Rosie just yet. They’ve made a robot that can vomit.

Seriously.

They’re studying how the spray can pass along viruses or something else just as disgusting.

That’s a pretty specialized use for a vomiting robot. But, it still has applications beyond the laboratory. If I had one, I’d have it sit in front of the TV and watch Obama, and then vomit in disgust, so I wouldn’t have to.

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8 Responses to “RUR”

  1. Jimmy says:

    “…and then vomit in disgust, so I wouldn’t have to.”

    Just make sure you have the sound turned off. If you’re an “audio person” (like me), his voice alone is enough to cause world-record, projectile up-chucking.

  2. Genghis Khen says:

    It’s name is Vomiting Larry, Srsly? I think they should go with an Italian name, like Bulemio.
    I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I haven’t vomited since August of 1992. If more people would just be like me, we wouldn’t need Bulemio.

  3. DamnCat says:

    Robots reached their apex with the invention of the electric tuna opener.

  4. Vaktatunnen says:

    Great. Robots take on yet another job once reserved for soft, arrogant humans. But not unlike Magnus, Robot Fighter, I’m going to do what I’ve been trained to do since the day I was born. I’m going to fight robots. But I might put off smashing the booting robot til the end.

  5. FredKey says:

    Sadly, vomiting at Obama proved to be a job that Americans won’t do, at least in adequate numbers.

  6. SOYLENT GREEN says:

    As Uniblab said, dealing the cards, “A winner every time.”

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