Comments on: RUR

By: SOYLENT GREEN

SOYLENT GREEN — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:55:33 +0000

As Uniblab said, dealing the cards, “A winner every time.”

By: FredKey

FredKey — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:45:24 +0000

Sadly, vomiting at Obama proved to be a job that Americans won’t do, at least in adequate numbers.

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:29:10 +0000

Great. Robots take on yet another job once reserved for soft, arrogant humans. But not unlike Magnus, Robot Fighter, I’m going to do what I’ve been trained to do since the day I was born. I’m going to fight robots. But I might put off smashing the booting robot til the end.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:16:09 +0000

Robots reached their apex with the invention of the electric tuna opener.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:07:18 +0000

It’s name is Vomiting Larry, Srsly? I think they should go with an Italian name, like Bulemio.
I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I haven’t vomited since August of 1992. If more people would just be like me, we wouldn’t need Bulemio.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:04:49 +0000

“…and then vomit in disgust, so I wouldn’t have to.”

Just make sure you have the sound turned off. If you’re an “audio person” (like me), his voice alone is enough to cause world-record, projectile up-chucking.