Shocking DNA Results!

Researchers say comparisons with ancient DNA suggests humans living 40,000 years ago are related to present-day people.

So… which DNA sample was Nancy Pelosi’s?

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  1. Which 40,000-year-old DNA sample was Pelosi’s? The one responsible for Jurassic Pork (in every spending bill).

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  2. Nancy is related to Sasquatch who is related to some unknown, extraterrestrial male.

    I thought you’d have known that!

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  3. Do you think it was an awkward moment when they went to take tissue samples from the 40,000 year-old mummy only to discover it was actually just Pelosi taking a nap?

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  4. Carolyn, actually it was a mummy. You could tell because it was actually better preserved than Nancy.

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  5. The DNA sample was not at all damaged when Mark Fuhrman delivered it to the lab so the results can’t be doubted.

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