Shocking DNA Results!

Posted on January 30, 2013 8:00 pm

Researchers say comparisons with ancient DNA suggests humans living 40,000 years ago are related to present-day people.

So… which DNA sample was Nancy Pelosi’s?

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9 Responses to “Shocking DNA Results!”

  1. Oppo says:

    I thought Boehner was the ‘cave’-man.

  2. Oppo says:

    Which 40,000-year-old DNA sample was Pelosi’s? The one responsible for Jurassic Pork (in every spending bill).

  3. Oppo says:

    DNA and RNA, like the
    DNC and RNC,
    Self-replicate
    And then mutate
    And that kills off their host, you see.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Nancy is related to Sasquatch who is related to some unknown, extraterrestrial male.

    I thought you’d have known that!

  5. CTCompromise says:

    The 40,000 year old DNA. Amazing what Botox and good Nip/Tuck guys can do these days!

  6. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Do you think it was an awkward moment when they went to take tissue samples from the 40,000 year-old mummy only to discover it was actually just Pelosi taking a nap?

  7. Son of Bob says:

    Carolyn, actually it was a mummy. You could tell because it was actually better preserved than Nancy.

  8. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    That Brown, lumpy, smelly one, right over there…….

  9. Dohtimes says:

    The DNA sample was not at all damaged when Mark Fuhrman delivered it to the lab so the results can’t be doubted.

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