Shocking DNA Results!
Researchers say comparisons with ancient DNA suggests humans living 40,000 years ago are related to present-day people.
So… which DNA sample was Nancy Pelosi’s?
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January 30th, 2013 at 8:46 pm
I thought Boehner was the ‘cave’-man.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:49 pm
Which 40,000-year-old DNA sample was Pelosi’s? The one responsible for Jurassic Pork (in every spending bill).
January 30th, 2013 at 9:00 pm
DNA and RNA, like the
DNC and RNC,
Self-replicate
And then mutate
And that kills off their host, you see.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 pm
Nancy is related to Sasquatch who is related to some unknown, extraterrestrial male.
I thought you’d have known that!
January 30th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
The 40,000 year old DNA. Amazing what Botox and good Nip/Tuck guys can do these days!
January 30th, 2013 at 10:59 pm
Do you think it was an awkward moment when they went to take tissue samples from the 40,000 year-old mummy only to discover it was actually just Pelosi taking a nap?
January 31st, 2013 at 1:16 am
Carolyn, actually it was a mummy. You could tell because it was actually better preserved than Nancy.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:10 am
That Brown, lumpy, smelly one, right over there…….
January 31st, 2013 at 12:59 pm
The DNA sample was not at all damaged when Mark Fuhrman delivered it to the lab so the results can’t be doubted.