Piers Morgan has recently suggested the Bible needs to be amended to allow for gay marriage. LC responds:
Laughing Conservative is proposing an amendment to the appearance of Lord Smugly of Conceit, a.k.a. Piers Morgan, who thinks it’s OK, while one is a guest in another country, to be thoroughly rude to one’s hosts. Our proposed amendment to the loathsome windbag’s appearance is simple: it would involve a nightclub bouncer, a fist and simpering Smugly’s nose.