Straight Line of the Day: After Being Awarded Father of the Year, Bill Clinton…

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After being awarded Father of the Year, Bill Clinton…

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  1. …send copies of the award to Al Gore and John Edwards

    …explained the win by saying “well, it depends on what the meaning of the word “father” is”

    …said “wanna throw in one of those weight loss awards while youre at it?”

    …said “wait, I’m a FATHER????”


  2. …held up a paper bag and said “Heh, I had to use this when we conceived her too”.

    …professed some shock because most Democrats take a hands on approach to children.

    …just kept on ruining other peoples daughters.

    …tried to talk Chaz Bono into a dress and returned to humping the podium.


  3. …immediately became the leading nominee for the “deadbeat dad of the year” award

    …smiled, said “ohhh yeah” nodded his head and had a cigar

    …called Obama and said “and now there’s one more thing you’ll never do as well as me”

    …called Gennifer Flowers and asked ” it wasn’t you, was it?”


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