Straight Line of the Day: After Sending a Monkey Into Space, Iran…

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After sending a monkey into space, Iran…

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  1. …lamented not having another Iranian smart enough to repeat their triumph.

    …ordered more Mentos and Coke.

    …tried to patent their gravity powered re-entry system (Monkey compatible spatula included!!!).


  2. … chuckled Iranically, remembering Biden’s comments in his debate with Paul Ryan:

    VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN: . . . they have to be able to have something to put it in. There is no weapon that the Iranians have at this point. Both the Israelis and we know we’ll know if they start the process of building a weapon. . . What — what more can the president do? Stand before the United Nations, tell the whole world, directly communicate to the ayatollah: We will not let them acquire a nuclear weapon, period, unless he’s talking about going to war.
    . . .
    …I was in a conference call with the — with the president, with him talking to Bibi, for well over an hour in — in — in — in — in stark relief and detail about what was going on. This is a bunch of stuff. Look, here’s the deal —
    MS. RADDATZ: What does that mean, “a bunch of stuff”?
    VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN: Well, it means it’s simply inaccurate.
    REP. RYAN: It’s Irish. (Chuckles.)
    VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN: It is. (Laughter.) We Irish call it malarkey.


  3. …called for the continuation of fatwa on monkey spankers.

    …tried to figure why the monkey didn’t explode and leave a radioactive mushroom cloud like the ACME company promised.

    …explained to Obama’s aide that no invitation to a monkey lunch had been offered.


  4. …realized that no one remembered that monkeys ‘can’ be taught.
    Abdallah the Chimp is on his way, right now , headed straight for the presidential palace and…..pop……bbbzzzzz……hhhmmm……….deadair


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