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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 02:28:44 +0000

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By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:55:10 +0000

Made him president. (I mean, look at the guy!)

By: Marc

Marc — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:03:34 +0000

…is about ready to tackle that indoor plumbing thing.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:26:41 +0000

…went ballistic over Israel.

By: TedWade73

TedWade73 — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:30:33 +0000

Sent the same monkey to infiltrate Washington DC where it interviewed to become Secretary of Defense.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:30:28 +0000

@36 – Here’s your Obscury:

By: Ray

Ray — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:26:43 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…, wait, is this why gas prices went up?
No MORE MONKEYS IN SPACE!!

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:58:23 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…stood around and drooled having eliminated their I.Q.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:48:32 +0000

… heard these words: “Hussein, we’ve got a problem.”

By: Uncle Kevvie, That's Who

Uncle Kevvie, That's Who — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:45:28 +0000

…realized that no one remembered that monkeys ‘can’ be taught.
Abdallah the Chimp is on his way, right now , headed straight for the presidential palace and…..pop……bbbzzzzz……hhhmmm……….deadair

By: cheeseball

cheeseball — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:32:35 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…spanked it.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:27:23 +0000

… immediately renamed the monkey “Al je-Zira,” in hopes of winning an Obscure Reference award*.

*Zira: female chimp psychiatrist in ‘The Planet of the Apes.’

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:16:48 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…was taken aback when they lifted it from the capsule and it shouted, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:15:31 +0000

said, “You’d be surprised what happens if you feed a monkey enough beans.”

By: Apostic

Apostic — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:10:18 +0000

…announced the deployment of an orbital poo cannon.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:09:24 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…announced plans to build a container that would protect an egg if dropped off the top of a two-story building.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:06:49 +0000

…was countered by the U.S. response, “So what, we put a jackass in the Whitehouse.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:06:11 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…denied it was connected to the disappearance of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s girlfriend.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:57:27 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran… thanked Testors for the model rocket kit.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:54:42 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…updated its MySpace page to tout its cutting edge space program.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:53:00 +0000

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…realized it was a female monkey and had it flogged for not wearing a burkha.

By: Steve H

Steve H — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:39:38 +0000

…gave the monkey the usual hero’s welcome – a private room with a goat and/or camel.

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:39:21 +0000

@Rodney they’ll never get my email address. NEVAH!

By: Dirk The Imapiler

Dirk The Imapiler — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:26:04 +0000

…passed it around to all the Iman’s to have sex with it (a nice change of pace from the regular goats they usually party with), and then eat it…

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:12:51 +0000

…apologized, saying they thought they were sending a Jew into space.