Straight Line of the Day: After Trenton, NJ Ran Out of Cash for Its Gun Buyback Program…

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After Trenton, NJ, ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…

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  1. …they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.

    …Chris Christie promised to trim the fat from the state budget and move to Canada. Canada did the obvious thing to save both countries from financial doom and moved to Chris Christie.

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  2. …they scrapped their failing mass transit systems for the more popular “Put him in the trunk and drive out to the landfill”.

    …the twenty cops that still had guns all got that raise they asked for.

    …Eric Holder was able to move Operation Fast and Furious II back from Palestine.

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  3. …the organized crime families all thanked the NJ state government for providing them with an opportunity to dispose of some guns that could no longer be used because of their involvement in crimes with some nice hookers and campaign contributions.

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  4. …they had to increase the license fee for kids who wanted to make finger guns and say pow! pow! bang! bang! and the fines for he ones who do it in gun free zones.

    …someone said “Huuhhh… Aren’t all these guns illegal and not supposed to even be here?” right before a gun control advocate shot him for letting the cat out of the bag.

    …the price of politicians went up by 50%.

    …Biden amended his statement about going to a convenience store to include wound staunching and dialing 9-1-1.

    …they called Cory Booker and told him that the program went to Newark for lunch and caught on fire.

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  5. …. they raised their debt limit and paid people with their own tax money

    …. they told the press the program was so successful that they ran out of money, and have declared NJ a gun violence-free zone

    …. they blamed Bush for the program running out of money

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  6. “……they gave out coupons to JoJo’s steakhouse for all the kids…..”

    JoJo Giorgiani is the indicted co-conspirator of Mayor “I could be Barack’s son!!” Mack was arrested, tried and convicted of raping a 13 YO gal back in the 80’s, his excuse for remaining out of jail?
    He was too fat for prison.

    Oh, BTW? There ain’t any mobsters left in Trenton, MS-13 took over the Chambersburg neighborhood which was the traditional ‘legitimate businessman’ area.

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