Straight Line of the Day: After Trenton, NJ Ran Out of Cash for Its Gun Buyback Program…

Posted on January 30, 2013 12:00 pm

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After Trenton, NJ, ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…

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47 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: After Trenton, NJ Ran Out of Cash for Its Gun Buyback Program…”

  1. Conservatarian says:

    …mourners were called in to weep on behalf of the liberals.

  2. blarg says:

    …they started offering union jobs for guns

  3. Dohtimes says:

    …they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.

    …Chris Christie promised to trim the fat from the state budget and move to Canada. Canada did the obvious thing to save both countries from financial doom and moved to Chris Christie.

  4. blarg says:

    …they realized that it was all used to pay the program workers $300k a year, plus benefits…and no guns were actually collected

  5. g says:

    … they realized that it is a sellers market for guns, they may actually end up making a profit

  6. tanstaafl says:

    criminals stepped up to fund the program.

  7. rodney dill says:

    …they minted their own Trillion dollar coin.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …they started offering nights with Snooki… there were no takers.

  9. rodney dill says:

    …they held a gun show to raise money.

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …they scrapped their failing mass transit systems for the more popular “Put him in the trunk and drive out to the landfill”.

    …the twenty cops that still had guns all got that raise they asked for.

    …Eric Holder was able to move Operation Fast and Furious II back from Palestine.

  11. Genghis Khen says:

    they sold them back to the public at a loss to keep the program going.

  12. blarg says:

    …the organized crime families all thanked the NJ state government for providing them with an opportunity to dispose of some guns that could no longer be used because of their involvement in crimes with some nice hookers and campaign contributions.

  13. DamnCat says:

    …the held up a liquor store and two gas stations. Back in business!

  14. gsmtiger says:

    …They decided to sell the guns they did buy back to Mexican drug cartels.

  15. DamnCat says:

    …criminals had to take their non-functional guns to the gun buyback way over in Newark.

  16. srm000 says:

    …He tried to commit suicide by shooting himself; but wait, he couldn’t

  17. rodney dill says:

    …they Threatened gun owners to behave or they’d have to answer to an R.O.U.S
    (Republican Of Unusual Size)

  18. srm000 says:

    oops I meant she

  19. rodney dill says:

    …unexpectedly, they initiated a Spanish Inquisition style Gun Takeback Program.

  20. tomg51 says:

    ..they sold their list of freshly gun-free homes to raise more money.

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    They sold them all back and they charged sales tax = PROFIT!1!!!1!

    This program will pay for itself in 10 years!!!

  22. tomg51 says:

    …they took the rest of they day off, clocked some overtime, and played pool at the union hall

  23. TheHat says:

    …the politicians wondered what they were going to do with their one gun?

  24. blarg says:

    …they tried sucking up to Obama again hoping the administration would throw them some more scraps.

  25. rodney dill says:

    If people turn in their guns they are told, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So they have that goin’ for them, which is nice.

  26. rodney dill says:

    …they will give away Obamaphones instead.

  27. rodney dill says:

    …they will give away Obamaphones for guns instead. (corrected)

  28. blarg says:

    …they passed a law requiring everyone to buy guns that have been turned in from the state to generate more money for the program andn then turn them back in.

  29. Dohtimes says:

    …they had to increase the license fee for kids who wanted to make finger guns and say pow! pow! bang! bang! and the fines for he ones who do it in gun free zones.

    …someone said “Huuhhh… Aren’t all these guns illegal and not supposed to even be here?” right before a gun control advocate shot him for letting the cat out of the bag.

    …the price of politicians went up by 50%.

    …Biden amended his statement about going to a convenience store to include wound staunching and dialing 9-1-1.

    …they called Cory Booker and told him that the program went to Newark for lunch and caught on fire.

  30. blarg says:

    …they took all the guns they collected to a gun show to generate more money for the program.

  31. DamnCat says:

    …that guy down the block, Mohamed al Jihadi, has been buying them.

  32. Jimmy says:

    …Chris Christie went out to lunch and ate so much he popped.

  33. Oppo says:

    … all that was left was the irony of the location: in 1776 Washington crossed the Delaware over the right to bear arms, and today Washington is crossing the Rubicon over that same right.

  34. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. they raised their debt limit and paid people with their own tax money

    …. they told the press the program was so successful that they ran out of money, and have declared NJ a gun violence-free zone

    …. they blamed Bush for the program running out of money

  35. Writer says:

    . . . they exchanged City Bonds for the weapons.

  36. Writer says:

    They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.

  37. Writer says:

    They threatened to publish the names and addresses of all remaining gun owners if the weapons weren’t turned in “voluntarily”.

  38. Writer says:

    . . . they made every other Gun Owners an “Offer they couldn’t refuse”.

  39. CTCompromise says:

    ….they started handing out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards for each gun.

  40. CTCompromise says:

    ….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.

  41. Veeshir says:

    They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.

  42. CTCompromise says:

    ….they realized that Trenton, NJ is a stupid place to pay people for guns which they want to “make disappear”.

  43. Tau Dades says:

    …they sold the ones they collected to Mexican drug cartels.

  44. Oppo says:

    “….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.”
    who, because there was no more cash, condemned “police brutali-tease.”

  45. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …realized everyone who already participated has money and no way to defend themselves, found a fresh new source of revenue.

  46. NJ Mike says:

    “……they gave out coupons to JoJo’s steakhouse for all the kids…..”

    JoJo Giorgiani is the indicted co-conspirator of Mayor “I could be Barack’s son!!” Mack was arrested, tried and convicted of raping a 13 YO gal back in the 80’s, his excuse for remaining out of jail?
    He was too fat for prison.

    Oh, BTW? There ain’t any mobsters left in Trenton, MS-13 took over the Chambersburg neighborhood which was the traditional ‘legitimate businessman’ area.

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