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After Trenton, NJ, ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…
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January 30th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
…mourners were called in to weep on behalf of the liberals.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:17 pm
…they started offering union jobs for guns
January 30th, 2013 at 12:17 pm
…they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.
…Chris Christie promised to trim the fat from the state budget and move to Canada. Canada did the obvious thing to save both countries from financial doom and moved to Chris Christie.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
…they realized that it was all used to pay the program workers $300k a year, plus benefits…and no guns were actually collected
January 30th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
… they realized that it is a sellers market for guns, they may actually end up making a profit
January 30th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
criminals stepped up to fund the program.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
…they minted their own Trillion dollar coin.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
…they started offering nights with Snooki… there were no takers.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
…they held a gun show to raise money.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
…they scrapped their failing mass transit systems for the more popular “Put him in the trunk and drive out to the landfill”.
…the twenty cops that still had guns all got that raise they asked for.
…Eric Holder was able to move Operation Fast and Furious II back from Palestine.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
they sold them back to the public at a loss to keep the program going.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
…the organized crime families all thanked the NJ state government for providing them with an opportunity to dispose of some guns that could no longer be used because of their involvement in crimes with some nice hookers and campaign contributions.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
…the held up a liquor store and two gas stations. Back in business!
January 30th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
…They decided to sell the guns they did buy back to Mexican drug cartels.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:40 pm
…criminals had to take their non-functional guns to the gun buyback way over in Newark.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
…He tried to commit suicide by shooting himself; but wait, he couldn’t
January 30th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
…they Threatened gun owners to behave or they’d have to answer to an R.O.U.S
(Republican Of Unusual Size)
January 30th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
oops I meant she
January 30th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
…unexpectedly, they initiated a Spanish Inquisition style Gun Takeback Program.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
..they sold their list of freshly gun-free homes to raise more money.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
They sold them all back and they charged sales tax = PROFIT!1!!!1!
This program will pay for itself in 10 years!!!
January 30th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
…they took the rest of they day off, clocked some overtime, and played pool at the union hall
January 30th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
…the politicians wondered what they were going to do with their one gun?
January 30th, 2013 at 1:48 pm
…they tried sucking up to Obama again hoping the administration would throw them some more scraps.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
If people turn in their guns they are told, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So they have that goin’ for them, which is nice.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
…they will give away Obamaphones instead.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:04 pm
…they will give away Obamaphones for guns instead. (corrected)
January 30th, 2013 at 2:05 pm
…they passed a law requiring everyone to buy guns that have been turned in from the state to generate more money for the program andn then turn them back in.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:05 pm
…they had to increase the license fee for kids who wanted to make finger guns and say pow! pow! bang! bang! and the fines for he ones who do it in gun free zones.
…someone said “Huuhhh… Aren’t all these guns illegal and not supposed to even be here?” right before a gun control advocate shot him for letting the cat out of the bag.
…the price of politicians went up by 50%.
…Biden amended his statement about going to a convenience store to include wound staunching and dialing 9-1-1.
…they called Cory Booker and told him that the program went to Newark for lunch and caught on fire.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
…they took all the guns they collected to a gun show to generate more money for the program.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:19 pm
…that guy down the block, Mohamed al Jihadi, has been buying them.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:40 pm
…Chris Christie went out to lunch and ate so much he popped.
January 30th, 2013 at 2:53 pm
… all that was left was the irony of the location: in 1776 Washington crossed the Delaware over the right to bear arms, and today Washington is crossing the Rubicon over that same right.
January 30th, 2013 at 4:43 pm
…. they raised their debt limit and paid people with their own tax money
…. they told the press the program was so successful that they ran out of money, and have declared NJ a gun violence-free zone
…. they blamed Bush for the program running out of money
January 30th, 2013 at 5:00 pm
. . . they exchanged City Bonds for the weapons.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:05 pm
They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
They threatened to publish the names and addresses of all remaining gun owners if the weapons weren’t turned in “voluntarily”.
January 30th, 2013 at 5:10 pm
. . . they made every other Gun Owners an “Offer they couldn’t refuse”.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:25 pm
….they started handing out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards for each gun.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:27 pm
….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:33 pm
They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:33 pm
….they realized that Trenton, NJ is a stupid place to pay people for guns which they want to “make disappear”.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:41 pm
…they sold the ones they collected to Mexican drug cartels.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:56 pm
“….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.”
who, because there was no more cash, condemned “police brutali-tease.”
January 31st, 2013 at 3:07 am
…realized everyone who already participated has money and no way to defend themselves, found a fresh new source of revenue.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:54 am
“……they gave out coupons to JoJo’s steakhouse for all the kids…..”
JoJo Giorgiani is the indicted co-conspirator of Mayor “I could be Barack’s son!!” Mack was arrested, tried and convicted of raping a 13 YO gal back in the 80′s, his excuse for remaining out of jail?
He was too fat for prison.
Oh, BTW? There ain’t any mobsters left in Trenton, MS-13 took over the Chambersburg neighborhood which was the traditional ‘legitimate businessman’ area.
January 31st, 2013 at 7:33 pm
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