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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:33:12 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…” [...]

By: NJ Mike

NJ Mike — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:54:57 +0000

“……they gave out coupons to JoJo’s steakhouse for all the kids…..”

JoJo Giorgiani is the indicted co-conspirator of Mayor “I could be Barack’s son!!” Mack was arrested, tried and convicted of raping a 13 YO gal back in the 80′s, his excuse for remaining out of jail?
He was too fat for prison.

Oh, BTW? There ain’t any mobsters left in Trenton, MS-13 took over the Chambersburg neighborhood which was the traditional ‘legitimate businessman’ area.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 08:07:46 +0000

…realized everyone who already participated has money and no way to defend themselves, found a fresh new source of revenue.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:56:52 +0000

“….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.”
who, because there was no more cash, condemned “police brutali-tease.”

By: Tau Dades

Tau Dades — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:41:18 +0000

…they sold the ones they collected to Mexican drug cartels.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:33:30 +0000

….they realized that Trenton, NJ is a stupid place to pay people for guns which they want to “make disappear”.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:33:00 +0000

They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:27:49 +0000

….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:25:00 +0000

….they started handing out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards for each gun.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:10:13 +0000

. . . they made every other Gun Owners an “Offer they couldn’t refuse”.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:08:25 +0000

They threatened to publish the names and addresses of all remaining gun owners if the weapons weren’t turned in “voluntarily”.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:05:46 +0000

They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:00:24 +0000

. . . they exchanged City Bonds for the weapons.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:43:23 +0000

…. they raised their debt limit and paid people with their own tax money

…. they told the press the program was so successful that they ran out of money, and have declared NJ a gun violence-free zone

…. they blamed Bush for the program running out of money

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:53:22 +0000

… all that was left was the irony of the location: in 1776 Washington crossed the Delaware over the right to bear arms, and today Washington is crossing the Rubicon over that same right.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:40:58 +0000

…Chris Christie went out to lunch and ate so much he popped.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:19:01 +0000

…that guy down the block, Mohamed al Jihadi, has been buying them.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:10:45 +0000

…they took all the guns they collected to a gun show to generate more money for the program.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:05:30 +0000

…they had to increase the license fee for kids who wanted to make finger guns and say pow! pow! bang! bang! and the fines for he ones who do it in gun free zones.

…someone said “Huuhhh… Aren’t all these guns illegal and not supposed to even be here?” right before a gun control advocate shot him for letting the cat out of the bag.

…the price of politicians went up by 50%.

…Biden amended his statement about going to a convenience store to include wound staunching and dialing 9-1-1.

…they called Cory Booker and told him that the program went to Newark for lunch and caught on fire.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:05:24 +0000

…they passed a law requiring everyone to buy guns that have been turned in from the state to generate more money for the program andn then turn them back in.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:04:22 +0000

…they will give away Obamaphones for guns instead. (corrected)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:03:52 +0000

…they will give away Obamaphones instead.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:03:11 +0000

If people turn in their guns they are told, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So they have that goin’ for them, which is nice.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:48:39 +0000

…they tried sucking up to Obama again hoping the administration would throw them some more scraps.

By: TheHat

TheHat — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:22:07 +0000

…the politicians wondered what they were going to do with their one gun?