Straight Line of the Day: Asked Why Middle Class Taxes Went Up, Obama…

Posted on January 8, 2013 12:00 pm

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Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama…

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47 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Asked Why Middle Class Taxes Went Up, Obama…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    blamed Bush

  2. rodney dill says:

    said…. “golf vacations are getting really expensive.”

  3. rodney dill says:

    ….said he preferred a society that like himself, has no class.

  4. rodney dill says:

    ….said, “There’s a very good reason for that…. OH! look! Shiny!”

  5. g says:

    … replied “I told you i would have more flexibility after the election”.

  6. rodney dill says:

    said its because he had the taxpayers on Double Secret Probation.

  7. Jimmy says:

    …flipped the bird at the reporter.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. pulled out a silver thingy with a red penlight and flashed it in the reporter’s face, thus erasing his memory.

  9. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. explained that his “balanced approach” meant balancing most of the weight on the middle, literally.

  10. c64wood says:

    …looked straight into the camera, shook his finger and said, “I did not have sex with that woman”.

  11. Matt Musson says:

    “Taxes must go up to offset the rise in green fees.”

  12. Matt Musson says:

    To offset the drop in revenues caused by raising taxes on Wealthy Americans.

  13. DamnCat says:

    …responded “I won”.

  14. DamnCat says:

    …replied “I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.”

  15. Genghis Khen says:

    …lied.

  16. rodney dill says:

    said, “All your tax base are belong to us.”

  17. rodney dill says:

    said, “RACIST!!!!”

  18. rodney dill says:

    said, “It’s really going down adjusting for obfuscation and deception inherent to the system.”

    said, “It’s really going down adjusting for the Mayan apocalypse reversal of gravity thingy.”

    said, “I know… let’s stand you on your head… now its going down.”

  19. Crabby Old Bat says:

    . . . said, “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” and walked away.

  20. Anonymiss says:

    said, “define ‘Middle’.”

  21. Armed and Larry says:

    said, “Who let Fox News in?”

  22. tomg51 says:

    …said “I’ll fix that in my 3rd term”

  23. tanstaafl says:

    “Compared to my people in africa, you are ALL rich; pay up.”

  24. Zaklog the Great says:

    cackled gleefully, threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared!

  25. Steve H says:

    …said, “It’s only gone up for the middle class part of those terrible Rich White People.”

  26. Ironic Stompin' says:

    said “because I’m not in the middle class.”

  27. plentyobailouts says:

    winked at the reporter and said, “we cut taxes for 98% of the amerikan people. Taxes only went up for the rich”. The reporter changed the story to accept his explanation.

  28. Rock Throwing Peasant says:

    killing bin Laden was expensive.

  29. Marc says:

    said “let me be perfectly clear, I did not raise taxes on the middle class. It was those evel Republicans in the House of Representatives and anyone that says otherwise is racist.”

  30. rodney dill says:

    “What? There’s a middle class left? According to my plan they should’ve been all lower class by now… it’s those meddling kids and dog’s fault.”

    said, “Malarky.”

  31. CTCompromise says:

    Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama…replied, “I said I would raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans, but I never said I would raise taxes on ONLY the wealthiest Americans.”

  32. CTCompromise says:

    Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama…stepped behind a curtain and a booming voice rang out: “Who dares question the Almighty Obama??”

  33. Ironic Stompin' says:

    said, “up is the new down.”

  34. CTCompromise says:

    Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama…turned the question over to Biden, who just chuckled alot.

  35. CTCompromise says:

    Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama…explained that he was just trying to make them entitlement eligable sooner.

  36. Writer says:

    …I do not answer questions during my interviews that were not pre-approved.

  37. Grand Larsen E. says:

    Said “Shut up and eat your gruel! And your taxes still aren’t high enough!”

  38. NoMoBama says:

    Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama said “it’s communism, stupid!”

  39. Dohtimes says:

    …said, “Taxes only look higher because I lowered the oceans so much”.

    …pointed to his Muslim outreach astronauts and asked the reporter if he knew how many RPGs it took to launch a terrorist into space.

    …sighed and explained that paper costs money and when our money is not worth the paper it’s printed on we have to get free paper from the middle class in the form of money so we can write us up some new tax hikes on the rich.

    …said, “Cuz people is ignorant and stupid and I don’t know no better”.

  40. RAML says:

    LIED

  41. Tau Dades says:

    laughed maniacally

  42. Karen says:

    … said “it was does wascawwy wepubwicans, heheheheh”.

    …said that taxes on the middle class actually went down, and the chocolate ration went up!

    … pointed at the questioner and laughed for twenty minutes.

  43. 4of7 says:

    … said, “Because the seething, white-hot knot of twisted, unresolved resentment and anger at the core of my being stemming from my sense of abandonment and inadequacy causes me to lash out at anyone I perceive to be healthy, happy and well adjusted. Next question?”

  44. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …in his best Urkel voice said “Did I do that?”

    …asked if he could finish his waffle first.

    …said “I won the election, I can be flexible now!”

    …said “I altered the bargain. Pray I don’t alter it further.”

    …raised his middle finger up.

  45. rodney dill says:

    said, “I’ve upped the taxes for the rich, so now up yours.”

  46. Drew says:

    …took credit, because if ROMNEY had been elected, taxes would have gone up even MORE!

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