Straight Line of the Day: At His Inauguration, Instead of a Bible, Obama Will Put His Hand…

Posted on January 14, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

At his inauguration, instead of a Bible, Obama will put his hand…

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56 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: At His Inauguration, Instead of a Bible, Obama Will Put His Hand…”

  1. Choey says:

    on the autopen on the golf course in Hawaii and then the autopen will put it’s “hand” on the bible in DC.

  2. Writer says:

    . . . on Sandra Fluke.

  3. Writer says:

    . . . on Biden’s head.

  4. Writer says:

    . . . on Mao’s “Little Red Book”.

  5. shane says:

    … in the Hunger Games Reaping Jar…

    “may the odds be ever in your favor…”

  6. Marc says:

    CTCompromise for the win! He did indeed use two Bibles.

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