Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: At His Inauguration, Instead of a Bible, Obama Will Put His Hand…

By: Marc

Marc — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:40:26 +0000

CTCompromise for the win! He did indeed use two Bibles.

By: shane

shane — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:12:34 +0000

… in the Hunger Games Reaping Jar…

“may the odds be ever in your favor…”

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 03:37:54 +0000

. . . on Mao’s “Little Red Book”.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 03:35:13 +0000

. . . on Biden’s head.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 03:34:40 +0000

. . . on Sandra Fluke.

By: Choey

Choey — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 01:51:09 +0000

on the autopen on the golf course in Hawaii and then the autopen will put it’s “hand” on the bible in DC.

By: arik

arik — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:44:24 +0000

On the only thing he truly believes in: Himself.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:31:39 +0000

…on Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. It is after all Obama’s bible.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:53:25 +0000

… on a first edition of Marx’s Communist Manifesto.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:51:43 +0000

… up the skirt of some random intern. Oh wait, sorry, that’s what Bill Clinton will be doing.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:41:28 +0000

on the button.

By: blarg

blarg — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:08:43 +0000

On a stack of checks from his supporters

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:01:27 +0000

@can of spam: How would you know if your hand hasn’t gone there?

You are, of course, just speculating with the words “I don’t think they exist.”

They don’t – for a fact.

By: Tinman

Tinman — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:33:53 +0000

On a first edition “How to wok your dog” cookbook.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:27:47 +0000

…in his pocket, and yours and mine and heck, he will even put one hand in Alanis Morrisette’s pocket while flicking a cigarette, and then he will put it on the phone when his Imam calls to see if he has permission to continue the Jihad.

…up to block the camera following Michelle around that’s filming the documentary “The Wookie Goes To Washington”.

…on a faded Obama poster and “swear to that guy to uphold or hold up the Constitution”.

…a copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People With Bus Wheels.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:21:21 +0000

Well, Apostic and FormerHostage grabbed the easy win I was hoping for, so I’m going to say;
“…over the wrong side of his chest to cover his heart. With the wrong hand. Again.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:14:48 +0000

…on the back of the next one he’ll throw under the bus.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:06:38 +0000

…on *a* bible, just the one written by Anton LeVey.

By: can of spam

can of spam — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:05:48 +0000

@CarolyntheMommy – that would be a neat trick, as I don’t think they exist

By: woody

woody — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:00:46 +0000

…on my wallet

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:50:08 +0000

One hand on the bible, one hand behind his back . . finger’s crossed.

There will be copies of any and all religious texts he can find, bible, quoran, torah, the works of Confucius, FSM doctrine, Alistair Crowley autobiography, a few fortune cookies . . . . all placed across, so nonoe coudl bee seen as superior.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:29:55 +0000

well seeing how Obama is a “Divine Judgement” for America’s abandonment of GOD in favor of the Un-Biblical Humanistic Liberal-Commie-Homosexual Agenda, he just might go with the Bible! Why shouldn’t he?

Barack Hussein Obama is the literal Biblical fulfillment of Gods Wrath by Abandonment. He is the instrument of Providence. We (the people) have been given over to Moral Depravity and Perversion. God has lifted his protective Grace on America and Obama is the result.

Romans 1:24 NIV
Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:28:26 +0000

Up the country’s ass without a drop of KY.

By: Thor

Thor — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:25:10 +0000

Wherever the teleprompter tells him to.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:17:13 +0000

…somewhere. We don’t know where that hand has been – or will go.