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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:52:33 +0000

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By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:34:18 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Instead of ringing in the ears- it makes you hear “mandates” that are not there.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:31:38 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Scientists are working on a vaccine, but sadly it is about 4 years away.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:28:21 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe a Barry..Ummm enema to anyone who complains about it, with the simple instruction to shove it up your Republican Donkey.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:23:46 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people to take 3 days off from work..then a week..then a month..then a year…….

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:22:35 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people on entitlements to have hallucinations that this country is being run well.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:19:34 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It started in Kenya, spread to Indonesia and Hawaii, and somehow ended up in Washington D.C.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:18:14 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe fresh air and 18 holes of golf to cure it.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:17:23 +0000

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It gives you cramps. so you keep bowing all the time.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:13:53 +0000

It comes free with your Obamacare package.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:12:21 +0000

It restricts your rights “for the good of the people”.

By: PeteSF

PeteSF — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:11:22 +0000

Mongo like bacon.

By: Uncle Kevvie, That's Who

Uncle Kevvie, That's Who — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:51:05 +0000

Yes, indeedy I have. In fact, we’ve all had it for while now, and it got so common, we all thought ‘that’
was ‘feeling normal’. But we’ve got “Doctor Barry” to make it bearable and so, here’s hoping we’ll all feel much ‘betterer’ in the morning , on January 21, 2017.
Scuuuze me now, I got to go ‘Smile’ really loudly……..Look,…macaroni……

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:01:50 +0000

….the government is researching a free cure, funded with your tax dollars.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:56:11 +0000

Americans appear to have no immunity to it – a genetic trait linked clear back to a similar flu called “FDR flu” in the 1930′s when many capitalists died.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:39:42 +0000

…the only prescription is fewer assault weapons, not more cowbell.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:34:14 +0000

…it’s caused by the Humanity Deficiency Virus.

…if Obama does not make you throw up you are sick as hell.

…the cure for it can’t be amended because when you catch it you get to administer the shot.

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:33:29 +0000

PeteSF #9 for the win. Close second to Manolo #29. Much bacon to both. ~~~~~~~

By: Spacemonkey1948

Spacemonkey1948 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:29:16 +0000

Put the lime in the coconut, drink the bowl down, call me in the morning

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:51:35 +0000

It only affects !% of the population.

The CDC is calling it the “Plague of Color.”

It comes on strong, wipes you out, and leaves you weaker.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:29:44 +0000

No I haven’t, all the people flooding the emergency rooms claiming to have it don’t speak English.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:27:04 +0000

It’s caused 3 or 4 generations of missed work.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:25:46 +0000

It’s very taxing.

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:17:42 +0000

Bacon to PeteSF!

… The cure may be hard to swallow – but you’ll be thankful for it when you and your wallet are healthy again.

By: GrandLarsenE

GrandLarsenE — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:13:14 +0000

Funny, I haven’t heard a word about it in the media. Hmm.