Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Meet New Fuel Economy Standards, Carmakers…

Posted on January 17, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In order to meet new fuel economy standards, carmakers…

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58 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Meet New Fuel Economy Standards, Carmakers…”

  1. Drew says:

    …lobbied congress that all roads be built with only a downhill grade.

    …went into the bicycle business.

    …developed the Flinstone upgrade.

    …uh..uh..smaller magazines!

    …announced the new Corvette:

    http://braunphoto.wordpress.com/2011/01/10/no-phone-no-lights-no-motor-cars/

  2. Greg says:

    will come with a GPS unit tied into Skynet to scare you into NOT driving. Oh, wait…

  3. Harvey says:

    @51 – Drew – I used my magical editing powers to fix the link for you.

  4. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …are now intentionally building cars nobody wants to drive.

  5. tomg51 says:

    ..are evaluating undetectable gasoline additives from boutique chemical consultant Lance Armstrong.

  6. Dohtimes says:

    …introduced the new Manti Te’o model which get’s the best mileage imaginable.

  7. Tau Dades says:

    …created a new system of measure to confuse regulators.

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