Straight Line of the Day: Obama Brought a Souvenir Back From His Hawaiian Vacation…

Posted on January 7, 2013 12:00 pm

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Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…

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38 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Obama Brought a Souvenir Back From His Hawaiian Vacation…”

  1. Apostic says:

    ..which was a T shirt that said, “My President Went To Hawaii, But All I Got Was a Smaller Paycheck.”

  2. rodney dill says:

    A hula dancing dashboard wookie.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …a bad case of dissappointment as when he arrived in D.C. he saw the Republicans still there and said… “Worst.Mayan.Apocalypse.Ever”

  4. Greg says:

    a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    A tattoo of the Hawaiian sex goddess Kahmanawannalayyu.

  7. rodney dill says:

    A new T-Shirt, “I brought America to the brink of the Fiscal Abyss and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt”

  8. rodney dill says:

    A “The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful” postcard for Hillary.

  9. g says:

    … It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?

  10. Mrs. C says:

    I don’t think I can top G’s above.

    … A new idea to satisfy the every-growing debt . . now they just need to find a virgin to sacrifice to it.

  11. DamnCat says:

    … – a new recipe for cooking dog in a pit.

  12. Apostic says:

    … a grass skirt. With rolling papers.

  13. Apostic says:

    …a picture of himself standing on the edge of the Pali Lookout saying, “Cliff? What cliff?”

  14. Apostic says:

    …new flip flops (’cause you know he didn’t have enough of those already….).

  15. DamnCat says:

    … – a tee-shirt that reads “Original Choom Gangsta”

  16. seanmahair says:

    ….but a course of penicillin should clear it right up.

  17. CTCompromise says:

    Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…a copy of the newspaper in which he had the announcement of his birth reprinted…just in case.

  18. a guy named Rob says:

    the pinky finger of the clerk that made his “real” birth certificate, just so they don’t forget what they were told….

  19. a guy named Rob says:

    ..a small velvet bag of lava rocks with a tag saying “guess what’s inside!” to give to Joe Biden, to keep him busy for a while

  20. CTCompromise says:

    Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation..Good thing no drug sniffing dogs approach Air Force One.

  21. CTCompromise says:

    Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…more rose-colored glasses.

  22. Dohtimes says:


    …a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.

    …an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …Michelle’s grass skirt, which in an attempt to make Barry feel more at home was actually a borrowed Serengeti National Park.

  24. shane says:

    …the little tiki-head necklace from The Brady Bunch…

  25. CTCompromise says:

    Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…the prototype of his new Tommy Obama line of dog tooth necklaces.

  26. Dohtimes says:

    …a new autopen set on fully automatic.

  27. Dohtimes says:

    …a years supply of pineapple upside down coke.

  28. Apostic says:

    …a mongrammed bucket from the place he was staying. It was stuck on his head.

  29. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.

  30. 9vMojo says:

    … and it left a stain on the seat of Airforce One. P-/ arrrrr

  31. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . the worst economy since the 1930s.

  32. Jimmy says:

    …schistosomiasis. He mistook a duck for a dog.

  33. Anonymiss says:

    A tan.

  34. Writer says:

    … but the Surgeon General says he can cure it with penicillan.

  35. Karen says:

    … No, you can’t have it.

  36. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. some nice cake for us conservatives to eat.

    34 – bacon

  37. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …John Boehner’s cajones. -Unless he had them before he went on vacation…

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