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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 01:18:09 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…” [...]

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:27:14 +0000

…John Boehner’s cajones. -Unless he had them before he went on vacation…

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:20:04 +0000

…. some nice cake for us conservatives to eat.

34 – bacon

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:08:15 +0000

… No, you can’t have it.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:37:07 +0000

… but the Surgeon General says he can cure it with penicillan.

By: Anonymiss

Anonymiss — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 02:07:42 +0000

A tan.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:25:01 +0000

…schistosomiasis. He mistook a duck for a dog.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:54:31 +0000

. . . the worst economy since the 1930s.

By: 9vMojo

9vMojo — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:41:19 +0000

… and it left a stain on the seat of Airforce One. P-/ arrrrr

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:34:13 +0000

…a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:16:07 +0000

…a mongrammed bucket from the place he was staying. It was stuck on his head.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:19:17 +0000

…a years supply of pineapple upside down coke.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:10:57 +0000

…a new autopen set on fully automatic.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:10:56 +0000

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…the prototype of his new Tommy Obama line of dog tooth necklaces.

By: shane

shane — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:10:02 +0000

…the little tiki-head necklace from The Brady Bunch…

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:06:41 +0000

…Michelle’s grass skirt, which in an attempt to make Barry feel more at home was actually a borrowed Serengeti National Park.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:00:29 +0000

…stigmata.

…a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.

…an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:53:46 +0000

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…more rose-colored glasses.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:50:40 +0000

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation..Good thing no drug sniffing dogs approach Air Force One.

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:50:18 +0000

..a small velvet bag of lava rocks with a tag saying “guess what’s inside!” to give to Joe Biden, to keep him busy for a while

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:47:18 +0000

the pinky finger of the clerk that made his “real” birth certificate, just so they don’t forget what they were told….

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:31:07 +0000

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…a copy of the newspaper in which he had the announcement of his birth reprinted…just in case.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:25:54 +0000

….but a course of penicillin should clear it right up.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:56:36 +0000

… – a tee-shirt that reads “Original Choom Gangsta”

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:56:10 +0000

...new flip flops ('cause you know he didn't have enough of those already....).