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Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…

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  1. …hmmmmmm, why does Obama always sound like he is asking a question when he says Allahu Akbar? Oh noes, now I’m doing it.

    …Dude! That’s Secretary Clinton, not a coffee table, no need to use a coaster for your drink.

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  2. …yo, Snoop-Dawg, try this righteous Maui Wowie choom, just flew it in on Air Force One!

    …[chortling] hey Joe, how much ya bet I can get John Kerry to throw a clot before June?

    …who knew Boehner was a Sub/Bottom…I just thought it was a guilty White thing when he started calling me “Master”.

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  3. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “Can we borrow one of your magazines, Dick? The gang’s going out back at midnight to pop off a few rounds toward the children’s hospital.”

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  4. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “I knew Boehner was getting ready to cave when I saw him put on a sixth Nicoderm patch while smoking two cigarettes and a pipe.”

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  5. “Um…Um…let me be clear…umm… Bushes fault…umm…Umm…tax rates…I…um.. u..um.um. umumumumumumumum.” “Aw crap, the teleprompter crashed again. Somebody go reboot it.”

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