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Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…

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  1. …you know Joe, either that fiscal cliff is bigger than I thought or Michelle’s butt grew two more sizes since Christmas.

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  2. Is it any wonder that Hillary has a blood clot in her head after all they are caused by stagnant blood flow?

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  3. “One more drink people and then I have to get my clubs ready for Kapalua on Wednesday.”

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  4. …hmmmmmm, why does Obama always sound like he is asking a question when he says Allahu Akbar? Oh noes, now I’m doing it.

    …Dude! That’s Secretary Clinton, not a coffee table, no need to use a coaster for your drink.

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  5. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”Here’s to the ball dropping, and the debt ceiling rising” !

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  6. …hey there Kanye, yeah you’re still a jackass and now you’re a jackass with no pre-nup. Hmmm, is that beep beep beep coming from your woman or mine?

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  7. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”None, Resolutions are things people who are not perfect need to make”.

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  8. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”I’ve been running up the debt “cause I never thought we’d have to pay it back…I HATE those Mayans!”

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  9. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”Who’s the chick with Bill Clinton?”

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  10. …yo, Snoop-Dawg, try this righteous Maui Wowie choom, just flew it in on Air Force One!

    …[chortling] hey Joe, how much ya bet I can get John Kerry to throw a clot before June?

    …who knew Boehner was a Sub/Bottom…I just thought it was a guilty White thing when he started calling me “Master”.

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  11. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…” I don’t get it, I haven’t met one gal at this party named Eve. Where’s the guest of honor?” –Joe Biden

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  12. “I think they used a Sticking charm on the portrait of Washington. We can’t get it off the wall no matter what we do. 10 points to Gryffindor for that one!”

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  13. “Haahahahahahhahahahaahhahaha, oooooooooooooooooh it kills me: We told them it wasn’t a tax and they went for it! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa!”

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  14. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”It’s okay, Michelle. Harry’s watching the kids.”

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  15. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “C’mon, Mr. Speaker, dance like a monkey for us again!”

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  16. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “Can we borrow one of your magazines, Dick? The gang’s going out back at midnight to pop off a few rounds toward the children’s hospital.”

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  17. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”The pizza you bring me after the State of the Union Address better be hot. You hear me, Congressman Ryan?”

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  18. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “I knew Boehner was getting ready to cave when I saw him put on a sixth Nicoderm patch while smoking two cigarettes and a pipe.”

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  19. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”By the time the masses figure it out, we’ll be back in Hyde Park and my Wikipedia page will be locked down for good.”

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  20. “Um…Um…let me be clear…umm… Bushes fault…umm…Umm…tax rates…I…um.. u..um.um. umumumumumumumum.” “Aw crap, the teleprompter crashed again. Somebody go reboot it.”

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  21. Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…
    … does anyone have any new ideas on how we can screw over those idiotic Christians next?

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  22. …”OK, I won the election, please tell me somebody sent word to Planned Parenthood to NOT abort the Baby New Year”

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  23. enjoy the party; it’s the last new year’s eve party ever; obama’s declaring an end to years.

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  24. …( Biden to Michelle)…At the Christmas party last week, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear

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