Straight Line of the Day: Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve Party…

Posted on January 2, 2013 12:00 pm

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Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…

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43 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve Party…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    Pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem” (THWHACK)…. I guess Boehner had been invited.

  2. Conservatarian says:

    …”and a taxing New Year to all!”

  3. rodney dill says:

    “GERONIMO!!!!!”

  4. Apostic says:

    “No. Seriously. It’s my resolution. No more dogs.”

  5. g says:

    … and then we will blame the resulting recession on the fiscal cliff.

  6. DamnCat says:

    Za zdarOvye, Comrades!

  7. rodney dill says:

    It’s Bush’s fault.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …during the game of charades… “Let the Wookie win.”

  9. Apostic says:

    “Sir, please! That’s not bait; that’s the First Lady’s gagh.”

  10. tomg51 says:

    “I wonder what the 99% are doing tonight…….not!

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …you know Joe, either that fiscal cliff is bigger than I thought or Michelle’s butt grew two more sizes since Christmas.

  12. tinman says:

    Is it any wonder that Hillary has a blood clot in her head after all they are caused by stagnant blood flow?

  13. Michael J. Bilek says:

    “One more drink people and then I have to get my clubs ready for Kapalua on Wednesday.”

  14. Alucard says:

    “Damn it, somebody get that bucket off Joe’s head!”

  15. Dohtimes says:

    …hmmmmmm, why does Obama always sound like he is asking a question when he says Allahu Akbar? Oh noes, now I’m doing it.

    …Dude! That’s Secretary Clinton, not a coffee table, no need to use a coaster for your drink.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”Here’s to the ball dropping, and the debt ceiling rising” !

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …hey there Kanye, yeah you’re still a jackass and now you’re a jackass with no pre-nup. Hmmm, is that beep beep beep coming from your woman or mine?

  18. CTCompromise says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”None, Resolutions are things people who are not perfect need to make”.

  19. CTCompromise says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”I’ve been running up the debt “cause I never thought we’d have to pay it back…I HATE those Mayans!”

  20. CTCompromise says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”Who’s the chick with Bill Clinton?”

  21. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …yo, Snoop-Dawg, try this righteous Maui Wowie choom, just flew it in on Air Force One!

    …[chortling] hey Joe, how much ya bet I can get John Kerry to throw a clot before June?

    …who knew Boehner was a Sub/Bottom…I just thought it was a guilty White thing when he started calling me “Master”.

  22. CTCompromise says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…” I don’t get it, I haven’t met one gal at this party named Eve. Where’s the guest of honor?” –Joe Biden

  23. rodney dill says:

    “I hear Hillary has a blood clot near her brain.”
    “Wow, You mean they found she has a brain?’

  24. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Joe Biden yelling, “HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!!!!”

  25. CarolyntheMommy says:

    “I think they used a Sticking charm on the portrait of Washington. We can’t get it off the wall no matter what we do. 10 points to Gryffindor for that one!”

  26. CarolyntheMommy says:

    “Haahahahahahhahahahaahhahaha, oooooooooooooooooh it kills me: We told them it wasn’t a tax and they went for it! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa!”

  27. Timothy says:

    Isn’t there something we should be doing?

  28. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”It’s okay, Michelle. Harry’s watching the kids.”

  29. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “C’mon, Mr. Speaker, dance like a monkey for us again!”

  30. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “Can we borrow one of your magazines, Dick? The gang’s going out back at midnight to pop off a few rounds toward the children’s hospital.”

  31. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”The pizza you bring me after the State of the Union Address better be hot. You hear me, Congressman Ryan?”

  32. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “I knew Boehner was getting ready to cave when I saw him put on a sixth Nicoderm patch while smoking two cigarettes and a pipe.”

  33. Manolo says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”By the time the masses figure it out, we’ll be back in Hyde Park and my Wikipedia page will be locked down for good.”

  34. Jimmy says:

    “Did you hear where Hillary’s blood clot was? Oh.My.God! It’s indecent!”

  35. Bad Science says:

    “Um…Um…let me be clear…umm… Bushes fault…umm…Umm…tax rates…I…um.. u..um.um. umumumumumumumum.” “Aw crap, the teleprompter crashed again. Somebody go reboot it.”

  36. Writer says:

    Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…
    … does anyone have any new ideas on how we can screw over those idiotic Christians next?

  37. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … the old anthem of the U.S.S.R.

  38. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”OK, I won the election, please tell me somebody sent word to Planned Parenthood to NOT abort the Baby New Year”

  39. rodney dill says:

    “Allahu Akbar!”

  40. tanstaafl says:

    enjoy the party; it’s the last new year’s eve party ever; obama’s declaring an end to years.

  41. a guy named Rob says:

    …( Biden to Michelle)…At the Christmas party last week, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear

  42. Dohtimes says:

    …a rumbling sound, but those asshats weren’t listening.

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