Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve Party… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Thu, 23 May 2013 18:37:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-380329 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Fri, 04 Jan 2013 03:23:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-380329 [...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Overheard at the White House New Years Eve party…” [...]

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-380163 Dohtimes Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:38:32 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-380163 …a rumbling sound, but those asshats weren’t listening.

]]> By: a guy named Rob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-380123 a guy named Rob Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:30:08 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-380123 …( Biden to Michelle)…At the Christmas party last week, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear

]]> By: tanstaafl http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-380007 tanstaafl Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:00:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-380007 enjoy the party; it’s the last new year’s eve party ever; obama’s declaring an end to years.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379998 rodney dill Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:25:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379998 “Allahu Akbar!”

]]> By: Bob in Feenicks http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379877 Bob in Feenicks Thu, 03 Jan 2013 06:28:10 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379877 …”OK, I won the election, please tell me somebody sent word to Planned Parenthood to NOT abort the Baby New Year”

]]> By: CarolyntheMommy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379838 CarolyntheMommy Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:19:59 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379838 … the old anthem of the U.S.S.R.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379812 Writer Thu, 03 Jan 2013 03:05:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379812 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…
… does anyone have any new ideas on how we can screw over those idiotic Christians next?

]]> By: Bad Science http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379811 Bad Science Thu, 03 Jan 2013 03:03:55 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379811 “Um…Um…let me be clear…umm… Bushes fault…umm…Umm…tax rates…I…um.. u..um.um. umumumumumumumum.” “Aw crap, the teleprompter crashed again. Somebody go reboot it.”

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379785 Jimmy Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:03:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379785 “Did you hear where Hillary’s blood clot was? Oh.My.God! It’s indecent!”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379761 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:57:54 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379761 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”By the time the masses figure it out, we’ll be back in Hyde Park and my Wikipedia page will be locked down for good.”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379760 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:56:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379760 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “I knew Boehner was getting ready to cave when I saw him put on a sixth Nicoderm patch while smoking two cigarettes and a pipe.”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379759 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:51:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379759 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”The pizza you bring me after the State of the Union Address better be hot. You hear me, Congressman Ryan?”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379757 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:47:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379757 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “Can we borrow one of your magazines, Dick? The gang’s going out back at midnight to pop off a few rounds toward the children’s hospital.”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379755 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:43:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379755 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party… “C’mon, Mr. Speaker, dance like a monkey for us again!”

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379754 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:42:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379754 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”It’s okay, Michelle. Harry’s watching the kids.”

]]> By: Timothy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379730 Timothy Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:21:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379730 Isn’t there something we should be doing?

]]> By: CarolyntheMommy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379717 CarolyntheMommy Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:47:44 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379717 “Haahahahahahhahahahaahhahaha, oooooooooooooooooh it kills me: We told them it wasn’t a tax and they went for it! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa!”

]]> By: CarolyntheMommy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379715 CarolyntheMommy Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:46:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379715 “I think they used a Sticking charm on the portrait of Washington. We can’t get it off the wall no matter what we do. 10 points to Gryffindor for that one!”

]]> By: CarolyntheMommy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379713 CarolyntheMommy Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:45:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379713 Joe Biden yelling, “HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!!!!”

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379694 rodney dill Wed, 02 Jan 2013 22:44:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379694 “I hear Hillary has a blood clot near her brain.”
“Wow, You mean they found she has a brain?’

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379683 CTCompromise Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:51:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379683 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…” I don’t get it, I haven’t met one gal at this party named Eve. Where’s the guest of honor?” –Joe Biden

]]> By: Bunkerhillbilly http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379681 Bunkerhillbilly Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:49:16 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379681 …yo, Snoop-Dawg, try this righteous Maui Wowie choom, just flew it in on Air Force One!

…[chortling] hey Joe, how much ya bet I can get John Kerry to throw a clot before June?

…who knew Boehner was a Sub/Bottom…I just thought it was a guilty White thing when he started calling me “Master”.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379679 CTCompromise Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:43:30 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379679 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”Who’s the chick with Bill Clinton?”

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-overheard-at-the-white-house-new-years-eve-party/comment-page-1/#comment-379677 CTCompromise Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:41:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33200#comment-379677 Overheard at the White House New Year’s Eve party…”I’ve been running up the debt “cause I never thought we’d have to pay it back…I HATE those Mayans!”

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