Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Will Pick His Next Defense Secretary Based On…

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President Obama will pick his next Defense Secretary based on…

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  1. … careful analysis of qualifications and consultation with foreign-policy experts interested in maintaining if-not improving USA’s security and influence in the world.
    Sorry, I thought you asked what Frank J. would do.

    … his earlier promise to have a cabinet the reflected the rich diversity of the people who elected him – or the old white guy, whatever.

  2. …his ability to keep Al Roker far away from him. And downwind.

    …an understanding of the importance of retroactive bayonet disarmament, and preemptive capitulation in modern warfare.

    …his dinner conversation with Antwann Z-Bug Jones, manufacturer of the all new single shot revolver hand gun, who hopes to do business with the Obama administration.

    …Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.

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