Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Will Pick His Next Defense Secretary Based On…

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President Obama will pick his next Defense Secretary based on…

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  1. … careful analysis of qualifications and consultation with foreign-policy experts interested in maintaining if-not improving USA’s security and influence in the world.
    Sorry, I thought you asked what Frank J. would do.

    … his earlier promise to have a cabinet the reflected the rich diversity of the people who elected him – or the old white guy, whatever.

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  2. …his ability to ensure gay servicepersons of color have access to affordable healthcare and birthcontrol and that generals pay their fair share.

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  3. …their susceptablility to ailments such as flu, fainting, and blod clots, just in case something goes horribly wrong and they need to testify.

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  4. based on the number of strokes the caddy skimmed off the top.

    Secretary of what? Fore!

    his loyalty to marx

    weather his name is mohmmed, hussein, or bob.

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  5. …what the Magic 8-Ball says.

    …who can down an 8-ball of Old E the fastest.

    …reading the patterns in the Moochelles back hair.

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  6. whomever can distract the media from taxes, cliffs, O’care and Benghazi as long as possible..
    I’m putting my money on Miss Alabama right now….

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  7. …his ability to keep Al Roker far away from him. And downwind.

    …an understanding of the importance of retroactive bayonet disarmament, and preemptive capitulation in modern warfare.

    …his dinner conversation with Antwann Z-Bug Jones, manufacturer of the all new single shot revolver hand gun, who hopes to do business with the Obama administration.

    …Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.

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  8. …his belief and her acceptance that protecting our borders from escaping taxpayers be the number one priority.

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  9. …whomever is willing to continue the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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  10. “Can you handle responsibility?”
    “You bet! At every job I’ve ever had, when something went wrong, they said I was responsible!”

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