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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:32:00 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “President Obama will pick his next Defense Secretary based on…” [...]

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 20:54:38 +0000

… Joe Biden’s new “Malarkey Meter”, the one with the lowest reading wins.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:06:50 +0000

…whether or not it comes with Kung Fu Grip.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 07:42:08 +0000

…how he or she will fit under the bus.

By: 5of7

5of7 — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 05:28:34 +0000

“Can you handle responsibility?”
“You bet! At every job I’ve ever had, when something went wrong, they said I was responsible!”

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 04:30:23 +0000

…gag reflex, access to rubber bands, and fluency in Klingon, but he wont say why

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 04:28:50 +0000

his or her ability to identify all the channels on both DISH and Directv

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 02:24:52 +0000

…whomever is willing to continue the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:04:10 +0000

Two go in… One comes out.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:54:26 +0000

their ability reach out to the Moslem community.

He picked Chuck Hagel? See, I was right.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:51:54 +0000

…his belief and her acceptance that protecting our borders from escaping taxpayers be the number one priority.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:47:33 +0000

…his ability to keep Al Roker far away from him. And downwind.

…an understanding of the importance of retroactive bayonet disarmament, and preemptive capitulation in modern warfare.

…his dinner conversation with Antwann Z-Bug Jones, manufacturer of the all new single shot revolver hand gun, who hopes to do business with the Obama administration.

…Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:23:16 +0000

whomever can distract the media from taxes, cliffs, O’care and Benghazi as long as possible..
I’m putting my money on Miss Alabama right now….

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:00:55 +0000

…what the Magic 8-Ball says.

…who can down an 8-ball of Old E the fastest.

…reading the patterns in the Moochelles back hair.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:00:22 +0000

40% eveningwear
40% swimsuit
20% talent

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:27:10 +0000

…his or her commitment to defending muslims.

By: James

James — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:15:34 +0000

. . . on their ability to keep guns out of the hands of the ~~enemy~~ uh ~~militia~~ uh citizens.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:01:13 +0000

based on the number of strokes the caddy skimmed off the top.

Secretary of what? Fore!

his loyalty to marx

weather his name is mohmmed, hussein, or bob.

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:55:09 +0000

…their susceptablility to ailments such as flu, fainting, and blod clots, just in case something goes horribly wrong and they need to testify.

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:51:58 +0000

…the winner of the Electronic Battleship Tournament!

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:50:33 +0000

…who gives the funniest answer to the straight line “the real reason I hate Israel is…”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:38:36 +0000

…ask them ‘What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?’

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:37:37 +0000

…by handing them an oar and seeing if they’ll whack a rabbit.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:37:02 +0000

…by how photogenic they are in a tank helmet.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:34:20 +0000

…nothing that could be described as common sense.