Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered Evidence There Could Be Life on Mars…

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:23:13 +0000

They found a giant ’42′ written across the back side o the planet.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:23:13 +0000

…and they are already demanding that the Washington Redskins change their name.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:27:07 +0000

the nostromo is on its way to bring some back.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 04:44:16 +0000

CT – #60 I just choked on my drink laughing

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 01:23:23 +0000

. . . it is based on the coelacanth they captured on film leaping out of a canal.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:16:53 +0000

…by unleashing the awesome scientific power of the phrase “could be.”
With their next trillion-dollar grant, they plan to investigate the theory that there could *not* be life on Mars.
“This phrase, ‘could be,’ opens up a whole universe of possibilities,” said a scientist.
“Given more funding, we’d like to investigate the potentials of the terms ‘may’ and ‘might be’.”

By: Manse

Manse — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:35:22 +0000

Settle down it’s only the Benghazi survivors. Hillary says it doesn’t matter.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:13:53 +0000

Obama immediately named someone from Chicago as U.S. Ambassador to Mars.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:11:50 +0000

Since it is the Red Planet, it’s probably got casinos already.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:10:02 +0000

@58. Writer

….Ummm That isn’t why Obama is calling for a much bigger Rover–He likes leftovers when he raids the ‘fridge at midnight.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:48:11 +0000

. . . and Obama is calling for a much larger Rover to so it can act as a bus when it gets there.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:47:11 +0000

. . . but the Obama 2012 bumper sticker they found proves the life there is not intelligent.

By: K

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:25:47 +0000

… And ‘War of the Worlds” is now classified as a hate-crime.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:10:53 +0000

…and the popular girls STILL won’t go out with them!

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:07:59 +0000

…then they found out it was a Facebook hoax.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:50:12 +0000

Well, Mars is the “War Planet.”

So, if it’s WAR they want, it’s WAR their going to get!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:48:15 +0000

…they found a bunch of Obama bumper stickers. -But the search continues for intelligent life.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:47:47 +0000

…and have sent Ted Williams and Walt Disney to head our diplomatic delegation.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:44:03 +0000

…although the total extermination of advanced lifeforms we had contact with so far has been blamed on a YouTube video by Hilary Clinton.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:36:15 +0000

…while watching a tornado demolish a Martian trailer park. This prompted the snooty, arrogant, condescending spokesman to profess new hope to find intelligent life there.

…when it was discovered that most of the Cash For Clunkers payments were sent there. The interstellar spaceships that we purchased were unfortunately lost in China on the way from DC to Detroit.

…and are working to determine how many combined single cell organisms it might take to remove “getting a Martian Lewinsky” from Bill Clinton’s bucket list.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:32:19 +0000

…and one of them is dating Manti T’eo.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:29:19 +0000

Scientists have discovered evidence there could be life on Mars…by the little green guys dancing and singing to the 90′s ” go Nasa! Go Nasa! its your birthday!”

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:19:41 +0000

You mean like the water/ice uncovered by our landers? The photographic evidence showing seasonal changes (vegetation)? Photos of surface water reflecting surrounding features. THAT discovered evidence?

By: Sharky

Sharky — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:14:11 +0000

… and Bill Clinton’s called “dibs” on the females.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:06:12 +0000

…and it began at conception.