Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Thing In Feinstein’s Gun Control Bill…

Posted on January 28, 2013 12:00 pm

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The most surprising thing in Feinstein’s gun control bill

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61 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Thing In Feinstein’s Gun Control Bill…”

  1. Dohtimes says:

    …it defines a high capacity magazine by the number of pages in the December issue of Cosmo.

    …the reminder that those are only bullet shaped Spencer’s Gifts items in your nightstand Nancy.

    …is regulation that mandatory photo of Feinstein on ammo boxes may make purchaser suicidal warning that must be printed on ammo boxes.

  2. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …it makes it a federal offense to make Clint Eastwood’s day.

    …”Hasta la vista, baby” and “I’ll be back” are considered assault phrases.

    …all guns are required to have bullet counters so you will always know if you’ve fired six shots or only five.

  3. Manse says:

    Barney Frank Amendment pg.2 sec.3, see illustration. “all breech-loaded weapons shall be legal for private use”

  4. rodney dill says:

    Barney Frank is prohibited from using all pump-action rifles.

  5. Jimmy says:

    …is that it doesn’t ban those little thingys that help you aim… oh, yeah, “lasers.”

  6. Writer says:

    . . . is that it exempts Congress-Critters from the Mental Health bans on gun ownership.

  7. Max says:

    The Most Surprising Thing In Feinstein’s Gun Control Bill…is that it did not tell anyone how to control a gun by way of legislation such as : “First shalt thou load thy magazines and shalt thou load ten rounds, no more, no less. Ten shall be the number thou shalt load, and the number of the loading shall be ten. Eleven shalt thou not load, neither load thou nine excepting that thou then proceed to Ten. Thirty is right out. Once the number ten, being the tenth number, be reached, then release thou thy safety, assumeth the proper firing stance, aimeht towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

  8. RAML says:

    It did not mention Rail Guns or Laser Pistols or Laser Rifles or for that mater Radioactive Paint Guns driven by a 5ok compressor.

  9. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is calling what you and I would call a trigger “that little thingy that makes the other little thingy come out of that long thingy with the hole in the end.”

    Or perhaps that isn’t surprising at all.

  10. Grand Larsen E. says:

    Why does she want to control gnus?

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