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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:46:33 +0000

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By: Grand Larsen E.

Grand Larsen E. — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:27:17 +0000

Why does she want to control gnus?

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:57:54 +0000

. . . is calling what you and I would call a trigger “that little thingy that makes the other little thingy come out of that long thingy with the hole in the end.”

Or perhaps that isn’t surprising at all.

By: RAML

RAML — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 04:09:53 +0000

It did not mention Rail Guns or Laser Pistols or Laser Rifles or for that mater Radioactive Paint Guns driven by a 5ok compressor.

By: Max

Max — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 02:30:26 +0000

The Most Surprising Thing In Feinstein’s Gun Control Bill…is that it did not tell anyone how to control a gun by way of legislation such as : “First shalt thou load thy magazines and shalt thou load ten rounds, no more, no less. Ten shall be the number thou shalt load, and the number of the loading shall be ten. Eleven shalt thou not load, neither load thou nine excepting that thou then proceed to Ten. Thirty is right out. Once the number ten, being the tenth number, be reached, then release thou thy safety, assumeth the proper firing stance, aimeht towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:54:10 +0000

. . . is that it exempts Congress-Critters from the Mental Health bans on gun ownership.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:23:54 +0000

…is that it doesn’t ban those little thingys that help you aim… oh, yeah, “lasers.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:02:20 +0000

Barney Frank is prohibited from using all pump-action rifles.

By: Manse

Manse — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:24:43 +0000

Barney Frank Amendment pg.2 sec.3, see illustration. “all breech-loaded weapons shall be legal for private use”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:15:22 +0000

…it makes it a federal offense to make Clint Eastwood’s day.

…”Hasta la vista, baby” and “I’ll be back” are considered assault phrases.

…all guns are required to have bullet counters so you will always know if you’ve fired six shots or only five.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:59:38 +0000

…it defines a high capacity magazine by the number of pages in the December issue of Cosmo.

…the reminder that those are only bullet shaped Spencer’s Gifts items in your nightstand Nancy.

…is regulation that mandatory photo of Feinstein on ammo boxes may make purchaser suicidal warning that must be printed on ammo boxes.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:53:49 +0000

…is that high capacity magazines will be authorized in case of zombie apocalypse.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:51:07 +0000

…is that it bans the instructions for using the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:50:08 +0000

is that Dick Cheney is still allowed to shoot a gun.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:33:11 +0000

…is the Barney Frank ammendment which sets penalties for going off half-cocked.

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:30:06 +0000

The measurable tremor from the forefathers spinning in their graves every time someone reads the bill.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:26:32 +0000

…that it exempts Dianne Feinstein from the WWII era tanks category.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:23:23 +0000

…is the plot line of how she didn’t die in the explosion at the end of Predator.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:20:12 +0000

…it was written with the blood of dead patriots instead of ink.

…it limits your use of articles in the Bill of Rights to six, violation of this provision will result in losing the right to bear arms.

… it maintains that “control” means that the government can cling to guns only if your hands are busy clinging to your religion: Multitasking is not a right but a mental illness.

…is failure to comply increases your likelihood of getting shot.

By: Sham21

Sham21 — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:00:08 +0000

Doesn’t say anything about sling shots

By: Manse

Manse — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:56:49 +0000

Cold dead fingers will not be returned.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:55:29 +0000

the exemption for abortion providers.

By: c64wood

c64wood — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:55:22 +0000

We don’t know yet. We have to pass it to find out what’s in it.

By: g

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:44:53 +0000

… is that they didn’t even try to hide that it was written in crayon.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:44:43 +0000

..was that you get a “This home is gun-free!” yard sign with each scary weapon surrendered.