Straight Line of the Day: The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…

Posted on January 3, 2013 12:00 pm

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The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…

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55 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…”

  1. Richard B says:

    An orgasam….oh wait.

  2. artvol11 says:

    Well, I be the first to say it.. A BJ.

  3. gsmtiger says:

    … was a new golf cart.

  4. gsmtiger says:

    … two plane tickets for he and Michelle to visit the ruins of Hostess.

  5. g says:

    … was a basic understanding of math or economics.

  6. Tau Dades says:

    The opportunity for Obama to go “F” Harry Reid

  7. Editor says:

    Rabies.

  8. rodney dill says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was any resistance.

  9. rodney dill says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a reason go blame Bush.

  10. rodney dill says:

    ..was a reason to blame Bush..
    (corrected)

  11. Richard B says:

    was proof that the GOP has a spine.

  12. rodney dill says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a push.

  13. DamnCat says:

    …was frankincense and myrrh.

  14. rodney dill says:

    The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… The Spanish Inquisition… He wasn’t expecting it.

  15. Pug Mahon says:

    …was something far too naughty to mention on this family site.

  16. Kerkat says:

    …was the kitchen sink

  17. Raving Lunatic says:

    …was a hard time

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …was a Heil Hitler, because he doesn’t speak Germanian.

  19. Jimmy says:

    A knobber. Or was that already mentioned?

  20. frogmouth says:

    A request for a reacharound.

  21. rodney dill says:

    The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a tea party

  22. Writer says:

    A proclamation making him hereditary King for life, and abolishing Congress as we kniow it.

  23. Mrs. C says:

    … a Happy Ending

    … what their constituents wanted

    … their spines in a bag, for BO.

  24. Vulpesix says:

    choom subsidies
    a bacon entitlement
    Hillary’s subpoena for Benghazi

  25. FredKey says:

    …was syphilis.

  26. Dohtimes says:

    …whatever the word is that means class, honesty, dignity, trustworhiness and all the things that make fo a decent, honorable man. And a nit comb.

  27. rodney dill says:

    …the bums rush.

  28. Greg says:

    a shoulder to cry tears of joy upon.

  29. Grand Larsen E. says:

    A good salad tossing

  30. a guy named Rob says:

    was the name of that truck driving school Goose was interested in

  31. Greg says:

    was a way to save over 15% on his car insurance!

  32. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. a way to make it a good idea.

    …. fries with that.

    …. the support of the people who elected them to start with.

  33. CTCompromise says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the middle finger- from all of us.

  34. CTCompromise says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a running start.

  35. CTCompromise says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Ferracotti brothers to enforce it.

  36. CTCompromise says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a lesson in reality.

  37. Veeshir says:

    A fight.

  38. Zaklog the Great says:

    The only thing the Republicans didn’t give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal was their wives and daughters, and that’s only because Bill Clinton wasn’t the one negotiating.

  39. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a cigarette afterward.

  40. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the $9 for the morning after pill because it was free under Obamacare!

  41. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…Paul Ryan duct taped to spit and tossed on the White House lawn.

  42. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the island of Manhattan and the shiny pieces of glass they got last time Speaker Boehner met with the president.

  43. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Republican candidate’s 2016 election concession speech.

  44. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the rape kit afterward.

  45. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was any sort of indication that they’ll do much to represent their election base besides talk.

  46. Manolo says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was Bo served on a platter.

  47. RAML says:

    … was the kitchen sink.

  48. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was the look Wile E. Coyote gives just moments after being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, and just before he plummets into the canyon below.

  49. tanstaafl says:

    was the swearing of formal allegiance to The One.

  50. TheHat says:

    Boehner the Boner, mores the pity.
    :-(

  51. Dohtimes says:

    …was putting an apple in Chris Christies mouth at the pig roast.

    …was the bill for their morning after pills.

  52. Anonymiss says:

    a real solution to any problem.

  53. gsmtiger says:

    … was a whole bunch of malarkey. Because we all know what Joe thinks of that.

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  55. rodney dill says:

    The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a ski lift ticket for the bunny slope.

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