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The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They’ll be replaced by…

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  1. ……Citizens drawn from a lottery, at random.
    The winners get to ‘not come’ to the airport ,
    and the losers get to keep some ‘chotschkes’.[sic ?]
    The losers have to bring their own rubber gloves, speculums, and sanitizers….
    (Watch out for ‘Burrito Fridays’……….)

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  2. … “Terrorist – free zone” signs at airports and on planes.

    … TSA agents will be serving pre-flight meals before groping you

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  3. something slower, less effective, more costly, assembled by union hands and supplied by someone’s friend from Chicago

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  4. … hidden … naked body scanners, with greater detail and full color imaging. And a one button, ‘copy to Blu-ray’ feature.

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  5. The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They’ll be replaced by…two midgets and a flashlight.

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  6. barkers shouting “step right up…..get your 72 virgins……no death required!!!…praise allah!!..right this way to paradise…death to Israel!! thwak!!!

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  7. …the Tingler

    ….new agents trained by George Michael and Pee Wee Herman

    …..that guy you knew in high school who had like 15 hands that you had to climb out of the window to avoid.

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  8. …such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.

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  9. …rule that all passengers will have to purchase so much insurance that no one will care if the plane blows up.

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