Straight Line of the Day: The TSA Is Doing Away With Naked Body Scanners. They’ll Be Replaced By…

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The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They’ll be replaced by…

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  1. ……Citizens drawn from a lottery, at random.
    The winners get to ‘not come’ to the airport ,
    and the losers get to keep some ‘chotschkes’.[sic ?]
    The losers have to bring their own rubber gloves, speculums, and sanitizers….
    (Watch out for ‘Burrito Fridays’……….)

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