Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: The TSA Is Doing Away With Naked Body Scanners. They’ll Be Replaced By…

By: GrandLarsenE

GrandLarsenE — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:02:59 +0000

Bubba here.

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 00:47:33 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They’ll be replaced by…” [...]

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:31:52 +0000

…rule that all passengers will have to purchase so much insurance that no one will care if the plane blows up.

By: jw

jw — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:42:00 +0000

oops, sorry big al

By: jw

jw — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:41:26 +0000

bill clinton

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:20:11 +0000

…Mossad agents.

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:23:07 +0000

…the Spanish Inquisition!!! Because NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:21:47 +0000

…such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.

By: big al

big al — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 04:31:48 +0000

Bill Clinton

By: Corsair

Corsair — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 03:53:28 +0000

Knockout gas for all passengers.

By: Grand Larsen E.

Grand Larsen E. — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 03:19:47 +0000

Anal probes

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:13:35 +0000

. . . Volunteers from your local prison that have paid membership to NAMBLA.

By: RAML

RAML — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:08:24 +0000

Cold fish of the groper Variety

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:24:14 +0000

…the Tingler

….new agents trained by George Michael and Pee Wee Herman

…..that guy you knew in high school who had like 15 hands that you had to climb out of the window to avoid.

By: Manse

Manse — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:14:52 +0000

Magicians that hypnotize and levitate all passengers. You will remember nothing.

By: john callow

john callow — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:04:22 +0000

A six hundred dollar hammer…

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 22:07:15 +0000

Depending upon someone’s gender, the Bill Clinton / Barney Frank retirement job.

By: evenst4r

evenst4r — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:59:28 +0000

Experts from the beef cattle industry trained in “Applied Reproductive Strategies”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:51:00 +0000

Naked TSA agents

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:40:07 +0000

barkers shouting “step right up…..get your 72 virgins……no death required!!!…praise allah!!..right this way to paradise…death to Israel!! thwak!!!

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:32:46 +0000

Requiring everyone to sign a paper promising they will not blow up the aircraft, or threaten to do so . . . or invade Poland.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:51:54 +0000

…a requirement that you turn in nude photos of yourself.

By: RogerJ

RogerJ — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:50:18 +0000

… clothed TSA agents in the monitoring room.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:38:28 +0000

…naked fraud, waste, and abuse.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:26:30 +0000

…declaring airplanes clothing-free zones.