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The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…

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  1. …two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.

    …three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

    …four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.

    …five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.

    …six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.

  2. …was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.

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