Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Pork Item in the Fiscal Cliff Bill…
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The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…
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January 4th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Was kosher bacon for the detainees at Gitmo.
January 4th, 2013 at 12:15 pm
…was for beans to go with the pork.
(I as going to say …for bacon subsidies but Tau Dades beat me to a bacon punch line.)
January 4th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
…was for bungee cord entitlements for the 47%
January 4th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
… – dog bacon.
January 4th, 2013 at 12:40 pm
was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business)
January 4th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
… is 75 million for fences and warning signs to keep passersby from falling off the cliff.
January 4th, 2013 at 12:45 pm
… was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.)
January 4th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
…was actually dog
January 4th, 2013 at 1:01 pm
…was “2 ten-gallon hats for the FJF family, plus 2 .5-pint hats”–whatever that is.
January 4th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Insurance to insure against the increased insurance costs due to obamacare…
January 4th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
floaties for Gov. Christy
January 4th, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Romantic evening for Obama and Christy… long slow walks of the beach
January 4th, 2013 at 1:18 pm
The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill… was the spam
January 4th, 2013 at 1:33 pm
… was a jar of pig’s feet pickled in malarkey for Joe.
January 4th, 2013 at 1:39 pm
… .75 billion for Mahalo Rewards Cards.
January 4th, 2013 at 1:42 pm
An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.
January 4th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
.. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies.
January 4th, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Tax credits for expanding the “Puppy Helper” manufacturing plant.
January 4th, 2013 at 3:25 pm
36 million to study how to remove pork from bills.
January 4th, 2013 at 4:26 pm
…two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.
…three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.
…four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.
…five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.
…six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.
January 4th, 2013 at 7:00 pm
. . . nineteen billion dollars for pig feed for those who voted for this Bill.
January 4th, 2013 at 10:53 pm
A weight loss plan for Chris Christie
January 5th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
…15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum.
January 5th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
…was bacon subsidies. It’s not so much its inclusion that’s weird as it’s 100% bipartisan support.
January 5th, 2013 at 2:52 pm
…was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.
January 6th, 2013 at 4:11 am
Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim.
January 7th, 2013 at 8:27 pm
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