Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Pork Item in the Fiscal Cliff Bill…

Posted on January 4, 2013 12:00 pm

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The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…

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27 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Pork Item in the Fiscal Cliff Bill…”

  1. Tau Dades says:

    Was kosher bacon for the detainees at Gitmo.

  2. rodney dill says:

    …was for beans to go with the pork.

    (I as going to say …for bacon subsidies but Tau Dades beat me to a bacon punch line.)

  3. rodney dill says:

    …was for bungee cord entitlements for the 47%

  4. DamnCat says:

    … – dog bacon.

  5. Greg says:

    was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business)

  6. Genghis Khen says:

    … is 75 million for fences and warning signs to keep passersby from falling off the cliff.

  7. Apostic says:

    … was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.)

  8. jw says:

    …was actually dog

  9. FredKey says:

    …was “2 ten-gallon hats for the FJF family, plus 2 .5-pint hats”–whatever that is.

  10. Scott says:

    Insurance to insure against the increased insurance costs due to obamacare…

  11. EdthePastor says:

    floaties for Gov. Christy

  12. EdthePastor says:

    Romantic evening for Obama and Christy… long slow walks of the beach

  13. tomg51 says:

    The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill… was the spam

  14. gsmtiger says:

    … was a jar of pig’s feet pickled in malarkey for Joe.

  15. g says:

    … .75 billion for Mahalo Rewards Cards.

  16. Anonymiss says:

    An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.

  17. Sharky says:

    .. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies.

  18. James says:

    Tax credits for expanding the “Puppy Helper” manufacturing plant.

  19. AwesometificAmerican says:

    36 million to study how to remove pork from bills.

  20. Dohtimes says:

    …two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.

    …three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

    …four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.

    …five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.

    …six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.

  21. Writer says:

    . . . nineteen billion dollars for pig feed for those who voted for this Bill.

  22. rodney dill says:

    A weight loss plan for Chris Christie

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum.

  24. Andrew Felsher says:

    …was bacon subsidies. It’s not so much its inclusion that’s weird as it’s 100% bipartisan support.

  25. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.

  26. Tin Man says:

    Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim.

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