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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 01:27:15 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…” [...]

By: Tin Man

Tin Man — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 09:11:08 +0000

Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:52:40 +0000

…was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.

By: Andrew Felsher

Andrew Felsher — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:07:37 +0000

…was bacon subsidies. It’s not so much its inclusion that’s weird as it’s 100% bipartisan support.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:36:30 +0000

…15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 03:53:16 +0000

A weight loss plan for Chris Christie

By: Writer

Writer — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:00:29 +0000

. . . nineteen billion dollars for pig feed for those who voted for this Bill.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:26:23 +0000

…two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.

…three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

…four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.

…five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.

…six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:25:16 +0000

36 million to study how to remove pork from bills.

By: James

James — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:14:44 +0000

Tax credits for expanding the “Puppy Helper” manufacturing plant.

By: Sharky

Sharky — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:10:42 +0000

.. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies.

By: Anonymiss

Anonymiss — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:42:00 +0000

An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.

By: g

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:39:22 +0000

… .75 billion for Mahalo Rewards Cards.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:33:43 +0000

… was a jar of pig’s feet pickled in malarkey for Joe.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:18:40 +0000

The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill… was the spam

By: EdthePastor

EdthePastor — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:11:03 +0000

Romantic evening for Obama and Christy… long slow walks of the beach

By: EdthePastor

EdthePastor — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:10:17 +0000

floaties for Gov. Christy

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:10:10 +0000

Insurance to insure against the increased insurance costs due to obamacare…

By: FredKey

FredKey — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:01:18 +0000

…was “2 ten-gallon hats for the FJF family, plus 2 .5-pint hats”–whatever that is.

By: jw

jw — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:00:34 +0000

…was actually dog

By: Apostic

Apostic — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:45:33 +0000

… was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.)

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:41:29 +0000

… is 75 million for fences and warning signs to keep passersby from falling off the cliff.

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:40:51 +0000

was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business)

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:34:25 +0000

… – dog bacon.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:16:45 +0000

…was for bungee cord entitlements for the 47%