Straight Line of the Day: There’ll Be a New Warning Label Put on Guns…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

There’ll be a new warning label put on guns…

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  1. WARNING: Do not ingest. This product contains small parts that could present a choking hazard to children. In addition, this product contains traces of lead, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and reproductive harm.

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  2. …Caution: Most of the pressure applied to the trigger may come from elected and non-elected officials and other outside forces.

    …Do not fire unless you intend to point at a person.

    …Ha! If you lived here you would be holding me.

    …Warning PETA members!!! The first nine shots are not meant for the deer.

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  3. Not exactly a warning, but…

    Smile, wait for flash – printed on the muzzle.

    Or for semi-autos only, the PASS system.

    In case of emergency, Pull back and release slide, Aim at center mass, Squeeze trigger, and Sweep side to side.
    Type ABC for use with all type of criminals.

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  4. …Attention: If you have to turn your head sideways to read this tell the victim he shoulda stayed outta the ‘hood.

    …Remember to pull the trigger if you are a liberal and believe this is a semi or fully automatic weapon.

    …If you can read this Michael, make sure your other hand is empty.

    …Property of US Govt. if you know what is truly good for you. And the children, don’t forget the children.

    …If found in Mexico do not return to Eric Holder.

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  5. WARNING: Did I fire six shots or five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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  6. Warning: Guns have been proven to cause thousands of violent acts. Watch this gun closely and be aware that it may kill people completely on it’s own.

    Be warned, many liberals and reporters find the very sight of this beautiful tool of liberty frightening: while they are cowering, and forming task forces, you can easily punch them.

    Caution! A gun can be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands; like a pen to a liberal legislator.

    NOTICE: When aimed at a person this gun will likely kill them. Have you tried reasonable discourse to settle your differences?

    Notice: It is polite to inform intruders that you have a gun. Telling them it is “a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger” is just bragging.

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  7. MOLON LAVE

    alternate, I’ve seen pics of (I believe) a .45 where the barrel bushing is chrome, and is engraved with, above the barrel, “Smile.” and below the barrel, “Wait for flash.”

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  8. Warning: Liberals in sights may be more clueless than they appear.

    Warning: Use of this weapon may constitute an act of liberty punishable by or give me death.

    Warning: Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

    Warning: do not release hold on this weapon until fingers are cold AND dead.

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  9. ACTUAL FACT!!!

    The last time I bought some 00Buckshot, the box was marked as being illegal for hunting because the Shells contained Lead.

    When the proprietor pointed this out to me, I remarked that if I shot anything with it, they were unlikely to suffer from Lead Poisoning.

    WARNING: It is illegal to shorten this barrel below fifteen inches. (Tsk Tsk)

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  10. …Warning, new ObamaAmmo laws dictate that you be aware that the stick with the flag that has BANG! printed on it has been declared dangerous due to the possibility of poking out your eye.

    …(Not award winningly obscure, but anyway…) Check trigger to determine if it is now free of Baby’s finger, if your name is Patti Smith.

    …Watch your step, this is the watering can for the tree of liberty.

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  11. WARNING: Knowing which end of this to point at the bad guy, along with the will do use it, may result in a feeling of personal security, desire to do good deeds, pride in the vision of America as seen by the founding fathers, adoration by all those you save, and an un-quenched thirst for liberty and justice. *this label requires a high capacity magazine in handguns to allow for printing on on side of firearm

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