Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: There’ll Be a New Warning Label Put on Guns…

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 03:19:04 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “There will be a new warning label put on guns…” [...]

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:01:44 +0000

WARNING: Knowing which end of this to point at the bad guy, along with the will do use it, may result in a feeling of personal security, desire to do good deeds, pride in the vision of America as seen by the founding fathers, adoration by all those you save, and an un-quenched thirst for liberty and justice. *this label requires a high capacity magazine in handguns to allow for printing on on side of firearm

By: Writer

Writer — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 02:01:16 +0000

Caution: Remove all ammunition before lighting this Bong.

By: Writer

Writer — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:42:20 +0000

Warning: Bang-Stick bad.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:24:17 +0000

…Warning, new ObamaAmmo laws dictate that you be aware that the stick with the flag that has BANG! printed on it has been declared dangerous due to the possibility of poking out your eye.

…(Not award winningly obscure, but anyway…) Check trigger to determine if it is now free of Baby’s finger, if your name is Patti Smith.

…Watch your step, this is the watering can for the tree of liberty.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 05:02:52 +0000

Warning: Keep away from childen and the government.

By: Writer

Writer — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 01:49:29 +0000

ACTUAL FACT!!!

The last time I bought some 00Buckshot, the box was marked as being illegal for hunting because the Shells contained Lead.

When the proprietor pointed this out to me, I remarked that if I shot anything with it, they were unlikely to suffer from Lead Poisoning.

WARNING: It is illegal to shorten this barrel below fifteen inches. (Tsk Tsk)

By: RTN

RTN — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 01:12:05 +0000

Warning: Liberals in sights may be more clueless than they appear.

Warning: Use of this weapon may constitute an act of liberty punishable by or give me death.

Warning: Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

Warning: do not release hold on this weapon until fingers are cold AND dead.

By: Dr_Mike

Dr_Mike — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:54:22 +0000

MOLON LAVE

alternate, I’ve seen pics of (I believe) a .45 where the barrel bushing is chrome, and is engraved with, above the barrel, “Smile.” and below the barrel, “Wait for flash.”

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:36:37 +0000

Warning: Guns have been proven to cause thousands of violent acts. Watch this gun closely and be aware that it may kill people completely on it’s own.

Be warned, many liberals and reporters find the very sight of this beautiful tool of liberty frightening: while they are cowering, and forming task forces, you can easily punch them.

Caution! A gun can be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands; like a pen to a liberal legislator.

NOTICE: When aimed at a person this gun will likely kill them. Have you tried reasonable discourse to settle your differences?

Notice: It is polite to inform intruders that you have a gun. Telling them it is “a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger” is just bragging.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:15:14 +0000

Gee, this sounds familiar...hmmmm

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:24:39 +0000

WARNING: Liberals in crosshairs are more dangerous than they appear.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:00:24 +0000

WARNING: An armed society is a polite society. Now, would you like to rephrase that last remark?

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:59:04 +0000

WARNING: Boomy end towards bad guy.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:39:20 +0000

WARNING: Did I fire six shots or five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:28:22 +0000

…Attention: If you have to turn your head sideways to read this tell the victim he shoulda stayed outta the ‘hood.

…Remember to pull the trigger if you are a liberal and believe this is a semi or fully automatic weapon.

…If you can read this Michael, make sure your other hand is empty.

…Property of US Govt. if you know what is truly good for you. And the children, don’t forget the children.

…If found in Mexico do not return to Eric Holder.

By: Tau Dades

Tau Dades — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:22:23 +0000

Warning: Contains substance known to the States of California and New York to cause mental disease, rage, and mass murders

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:58:13 +0000

Not only THAT, Rodney Dill, your gun must have an FAA-approved transponder!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:43:30 +0000

…not to be used as a bong.

…in case of oppressive government, throw gun on ground and surrender. -Unless government is Republican, then sit on ground and protest.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:38:29 +0000

… CAUTION: Even thinking bout having more bullets in your magazine may cause a sudden formation of common sense.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:37:48 +0000

@Jimmy

Not only must this gun be registered with the United States of America, so must its bullets.

…and a bullet trajectories must be pre-approved by the FAA.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:36:22 +0000

CAUTION: Goes BOOM

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:35:53 +0000

“Not only must this gun be registered with the United States of America, so must its bullets. Failure to do so is a capital offense.”

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:34:39 +0000

… CAUTION: This gun may cause you to commit brutal acts of violence.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:32:59 +0000

… Gun may look really scary to ignorant liberals.