Straight Line of the Day: To Avoid Bankruptcy, The U.S. Postal Service…

Posted on January 24, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

To avoid bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service…

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

61 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: To Avoid Bankruptcy, The U.S. Postal Service…”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    …was just sold to China.

  2. Jimmy says:

    In Russia, the Postal Service delivers you!!

  3. CTCompromise says:

    @13. Former Hostage: ~~~~ To you – and to the Ferracotti Brothers (Hate to see any’fing break!)

  4. Oppo says:

    …sent an email to all subscribers, asking why business is declining.

  5. Oppo says:

    …took the obvious step of donating to the Democratic Party. Problem solved!

  6. Oppo says:

    …changed the bankruptcy dial, so that Chapter 11 is now chapter 12.

  7. Bathawk says:

    Made a Trillion dollar platnum stamp. Now we just need a letter big enough for it.

  8. Writer says:

    Since stamps have gone up 700% in forty years, they claim they need more money.

    Do they have something to do with the Government?

    Who else has received a 700% increase in salary over that time?

  9. RAML says:

    They have disowned the union

  10. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …has merged with the mafia and is introducing a new slogan: “If you want to be sure they get the message, GO POSTAL!”

  11. IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! links:

    […] of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “To avoid bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service…” and “Scientists have discovered evidence there could be life on […]

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>