Straight Line of the Day: To Avoid Bankruptcy, The U.S. Postal Service…

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To avoid bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service…

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  1. . . . demanded that the greedy 1% pay off all of their debts, the smug bastards. [Sadly, this is likely to be exactly true, through a bail-out subsidized by wealth-redistributive taxation.]

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  2. …are converting all their their delivery trucks to solar power. So much for that snow, rain and gloom of night pledge.

    …are changing their motto to “We’ll get it there…sometime…maybe…”

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  3. …extended franking privileges to all citizens, when you buy a stamp Barney Frank licks you.

    …will let a TSA agent weigh your package.

    …negotiated with their union to require all employees clock out before going postal.

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  4. Since stamps have gone up 700% in forty years, they claim they need more money.

    Do they have something to do with the Government?

    Who else has received a 700% increase in salary over that time?

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