Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: To Avoid Bankruptcy, The U.S. Postal Service… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Fri, 24 May 2013 07:01:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-397968 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:44:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-397968 [...] of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “To avoid bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service…” and “Scientists have discovered evidence there could be life on [...]

]]> By: Bob in Feenicks http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395507 Bob in Feenicks Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:19:05 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395507 …has merged with the mafia and is introducing a new slogan: “If you want to be sure they get the message, GO POSTAL!”

]]> By: RAML http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395363 RAML Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:57:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395363 They have disowned the union

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395355 Writer Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:36:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395355 Since stamps have gone up 700% in forty years, they claim they need more money.

Do they have something to do with the Government?

Who else has received a 700% increase in salary over that time?

]]> By: Bathawk http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395338 Bathawk Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:11:36 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395338 Made a Trillion dollar platnum stamp. Now we just need a letter big enough for it.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395304 Oppo Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:10:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395304 …changed the bankruptcy dial, so that Chapter 11 is now chapter 12.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395299 Oppo Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:01:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395299 …took the obvious step of donating to the Democratic Party. Problem solved!

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395297 Oppo Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:58:58 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395297 …sent an email to all subscribers, asking why business is declining.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395286 CTCompromise Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:33:41 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395286 @13. Former Hostage: ~~~~ To you – and to the Ferracotti Brothers (Hate to see any’fing break!)

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395280 Jimmy Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:26:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395280 In Russia, the Postal Service delivers you!!

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-2/#comment-395273 CTCompromise Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:22:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395273 …was just sold to China.

]]> By: Anonymiss http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395243 Anonymiss Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:11:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395243 @Rodney love the fee mail!

why don’t they get rid of all the old LLVs (6-10 mpg) and buy up all the excess Volts? Just sayin…

]]> By: tanstaafl http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395216 tanstaafl Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:14:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395216 has added “mail delivery insurance” to the minimum insurance package under obamacare

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395215 Jimmy Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:13:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395215 …is re-establishing the Pony Express but this time using pink Unicorns, instead.

]]> By: blarg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395207 blarg Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:03:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395207 Is offering a new service – for an extra $10 a week they’ll stop delivering you junk mail.

Is starting a new concept – unlisted address

Is raising their debt limit

]]> By: Dohtiimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395193 Dohtiimes Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:48:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395193 …extended franking privileges to all citizens, when you buy a stamp Barney Frank licks you.

…will let a TSA agent weigh your package.

…negotiated with their union to require all employees clock out before going postal.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395184 Jimmy Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:21:59 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395184 …started Twitter and Facebook accounts and got banned.

]]> By: plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395172 plentyobailouts Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:04:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395172 @ Fredkey, Rodney, and Hostage, y’all owes me a monitor and a cup of coffee!

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395131 rodney dill Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:47:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395131 @Formerhostage – Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

]]> By: Tau Dades http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395125 Tau Dades Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:33:16 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395125 …was bought out by the federal go… oh wait

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395095 FormerHostage Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:06:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395095 …only hires illegals.

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395092 FormerHostage Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:03:44 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395092 …started using FedEx.

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395090 FormerHostage Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:02:38 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395090 @Rodney. Woodshed. NOW!

]]> By: Drew http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395089 Drew Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:02:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395089 went to credit counselling instead.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/straight-line-of-the-day-to-avoid-bankruptcy-the-u-s-postal-service/comment-page-1/#comment-395065 rodney dill Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:48:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34400#comment-395065 …will start a subscription service known as Fee Mail instead of just regular mail, because everyone knows once you hook up with Fee Mails you pay for it the rest of your life.

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