Straight Line of the Day: When Obama Goes Skeet Shooting…

Posted on January 29, 2013 12:00 pm

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When Obama goes skeet shooting

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: When Obama Goes Skeet Shooting…”

  1. GrandLarsenE says:

    he just points his thang at Michelle and yells “skeet! skeet! skeet!”

  2. CTCompromise says:

    ….he wears “mom” cammo.s

  3. Writer says:

    . . . OSHA regulations require everyone present to wear full bodt armor since the unfortunate accident in Februrary 2009.

  4. CTCompromise says:

    ….each clay pigeon is wrapped in the Constitution, to make them easier for him to aim at.

  5. Writer says:

    . . . the entire county is declared a “Hard Hat” area.

  6. Writer says:

    . . . Joe Biden throws the pigeons since downrange is the safest place to be.

  7. CTCompromise says:

    …he must be on one of those >many” vacations at Camp David.

  8. CTCompromise says:

    …..the clay pigeons are rigged to self desruct in 10 seconds.

  9. CTCompromise says:

    …..”What is, in his dreams?”

  10. Jimmy says:

    …we wonders why the skeet don’t run from him, so he kicks them first and then shoots them.

  11. seanmahair says:

    ……..he finds it hard to get the skeet into the needle. Oh yeah, I so did (finger snap).

  12. Walt says:

    He always takes plenty of journalists along as experienced skeet beaters.

  13. Writer says:

    He has yet to learn what one is.

  14. 1richard says:

    Hell freezes over….

  15. tanstaafl44 says:

    he uses a tennis racket

  16. Tin Man says:

    Set three clay pigeons on the ground and walked five whole feet away and still hit one and winged another. He had originally planned to shoot at more than three rounds but his wife got tired of having to drag him out from the bushes he hid behind after every shot because that mean ole shotgun makes such a scary noise and makes him cry.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …the pigs flying outta my butt are more likely to get shot than anything he aims at.

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